Five word story

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

by a bunch of guys

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Who were Dakhor monks, they

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Weren't very good, however, and

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Failed to successfully obtain malatium

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

This upset him for he

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

really wanted some malatium to

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

rule all of Sel. Unfortunatly 

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Elantris, Elantris, Elantris and Elantris

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as well as Elantris, Elantris,

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and Elantris opposed him. Thankfully,

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He managed to get away

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

But only after he died.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

because Elantrians from Elantris Elantricised

(tried to take “exorcise” and mix it with “elantris” lol)

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2 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

because Elantrians from Elantris Elantricised

(tried to take “exorcise” and mix it with “elantris” lol)

…how would that be pronounced?

a duck named Jeff the

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Goose to the Plane of

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Lots and lots of sugar.

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Jeff the Goose was diabetic,

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But he didn’t remember. So,

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10 minutes ago, DAVEY said:

…how would that be pronounced?

a duck named Jeff the

elantri-sized lol 

he ate as much sugar

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As a duck named Jeff

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the Goose could, leading to

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an Elantris explosion from Elantrians

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Which caused a chain of

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Elantrian explosions killing all of

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