Five word story

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the flamingos could bite people. 

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This startling revelation caused many

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of pointy pink flamingos with

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birthday hats on to scream

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in confusion at the strange

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gigantic rodents with top hats.

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Aforementioned rodents were secretly from

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a rogue band plotting to

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overthrow the Beatles and stab

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the gigantic rodents with sunbonnets.

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These bonneted rodents preferred to

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settle disputes by thwacking each

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with umbrellas, but umbrella shortages

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were prominent in the area,

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Because on Neptune, rain consisted

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of yellow eyed scarfs that

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Exploded multiple times which causes

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mild internal radioactive contamination. Janine

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Had fun with the alligators 

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by beginning a circus, which

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People from all the Lands

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were mildly discombobulated by the

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Animals eating the circus peformers