Five word story

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a random bird flew from

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eighty people's earlobes, merging into

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quantum spaghetti, to the confusion

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of nobody at all. Nobody

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was a strange little creature,

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with purple claws and a

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unique ability to summon meteors

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that brought with them eight 

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thousand tigers singing christmas carols.

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The local flautist was very

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disappointed at the lack of frogs.

Edited April 29 by NerdSandwich

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To make up for this, 

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pianist Liptorkschtbrito ate nachos to

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Google what half that meant

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but it was meaningless, so

Edited April 29 by NerdSandwich

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eventually eternity ate the space-time

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conundrum so we all became

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cognitive spaghettification reincarnated then cubed.

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Mryktschbryntz didn't want to become

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an architect when she was

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nine years old, but she

Edited April 29 by NerdSandwich

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had reversed time and now

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was three years old and

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just as stupid. Looks like

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a new species has been