Five word story

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

When the dust settled, Janson

Edited March 6 by Through The Living Ash

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

got hit by Jannete's corpse.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

He fell backward onto his

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

new THROUGH THE LIVES FORUM

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

, an act of shameless plugging. 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

The babies, Janion and Janice,

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

started wailing as Jan burst

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

into 17 pounds of cheese.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Jan stumbled over the cheese,

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

which slowly consumed his essence.

[pureintonation she/her]

lactose intolerance at the forefront

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

of his numerous dietary restrictions

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

which were the result of

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

a curse that had been

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

bought second-hand from a

[Verdance he/him]

Thirty year old thrift store.

Edited March 7 by Through The Living Grass

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Behind him, the Elendel constablery

[Unintelligenius he/him]

ran after him, trying to

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

push their way through the

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

bog of treacle that had 

[pureintonation she/her]

been willed into existence by

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

eight hundred enthusiastic tree frogs

[pureintonation she/her]

who bore an uncanny resemblance

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

to Jan’s recently deceased uncle. 

Edited March 8 by Through The Living Ash

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

The tree frogs decided to