Five word story

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the narrator, Janet. “In this

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Chapter, nothing happens." The end.

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“On Roshar,” the narrator corrected. 

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1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

“On Roshar,” the narrator corrected. 

Because, let's be real, the

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story will never end. “Slowly,

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2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

story will never end. “Slowly,

a nuke lurked beneath Elendel."

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“Jan’s uncle cackled evilly as

Edited February 28 by Ashkaloda

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1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

“Jan’s uncle cackled evilly as

He grinned like a madman.

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“Soon”, said he, “the whole

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1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

“Soon”, said he, “the whole

Story will be about me!"

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“Mwahahahahahahahahahaaaa!” He held up the

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3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

“Mwahahahahahahahahahaaaa!” He held up the

giant bell made of pure

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Harmonium, the final component of

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the birthday cake he made 

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that would trigger the nuclear

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explosion and end this story.

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Cackling, Jan’s uncle baked the

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the cake but forgot to

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make sure Pureintonation bolded it

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because she's stupid and deserves

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To not get any cake.

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Just as the cake came

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Pureintonation cried in a corner

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in the fetal position and

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Didn't get any cake. Therefore,