Five word story

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

catching him in the act.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

The act was resurrection, fortunately. 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

She, however, was caught eating

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Rancid soap from the land

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

of U Poni Sho Del.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

But it tasted good. Kalee

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

still vomited bone-white Fain

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Soap from that disgusting experience.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Kalee didn't learn her lesson, 

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

So Bacon killed her brother.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Who Kalee later revived. It

Edited January 23, 2025 by IcedOutPenguin

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

wasn’t canon, so it never

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Happened. But it did happen.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

(In thousands of Sharders' headcanons)

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

So her brother lived. Always.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Through the Dawnshard EXIST's power.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

he held for 1.1 seconds,

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

and he was made immortal.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

But with no torment, Surprisingly. 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

He Nahel bonded the Sibling

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

, but the Sibling didn't want

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

The bond and severed it.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

And so, he died. Painfully.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Yet he still lived, somehow. 

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

But he was quite insane.