Five word story

[Keke They/he]

asked someone, "why is there

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

a monkey on my spleen?"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

But the monkey was dead

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

So Kalee continued life normally

On 1/14/2025 at 5:13 PM, Thee insane said:

REJOICED AT THE BEUTIFUL ____ WoR spoilers

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Death

 

11 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Of him at ____! Anyways WoR spoilers

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Urithiru

 

On 1/14/2025 at 4:34 PM, SpiritOfWrath said:

AWESOME MAN NAMED ______ TO

how far are you in stormlight?

Stormlight 

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Adolin!

 

Wait wait I'm very confused say what now

BTW I've finished WaT so I can read spoilers

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

5 word story. We've basically reset the story to Kalee, she is now the protagonist

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We were taking about Adolin killing sadeas in uritheru in WoR

Until she found a mysterious

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Tiki idol that asked sacrifices 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Of anyone who found it.

[Keke They/he]

So Kaylee sacrificed her mom

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

but not her brother, she

[Keke They/he]

Loves her brother they are

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

too close to ever fight.

Edited January 16, 2025 by DazeS

[Keke They/he]

He is her life line,

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

she sacrificed several random people

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

to the pagan gods of

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

The tiki Idol, this appeased

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

George W. Bush who responded

Edited January 16, 2025 by DazeS
bold

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

That the Tiki pole was

[Keke They/he]

In fact a nuclear detonator 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

, which will kill us all.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

unless you leave, so Kalee

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

18 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

5 word story. We've basically reset the story to Kalee, she is now the protagonist

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We were taking about Adolin killing sadeas in uritheru in WoR

Until she found a mysterious

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i thouht you guys were talking about adolin dying, so i was like whaaat

fled to the distant land

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

And took her brother too.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

but then her brother died

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

And was resurrected by her

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

But then died, fires and