Five word story

[Experience he/him]

Which was directly tied to 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

The spiritual realm but also

[Experience he/him]

The intentional misspelling of words

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

As such IUADHFGIHESE was often

[Experience he/him]

Used to summon waffles and

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Was actually not misspelled, but

[Experience he/him]

Intentionally mispronounced, causing the appearance 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

of 3 legged goats to 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Eat a canister of bendalloy

Edited February 3, 2025 by IcedOutPenguin
Ninja'd

[Experience he/him]

Causing problems in the space-

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Time-continuum wich destroyed Threnody

[Experience he/him]

Letting loose the shades to

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Terrorize the cardboard fort of

Yes!

Number 1 poster in this topic!

[Experience he/him]

Really cute penguin ninja overlords

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Who may or may not

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Be in Reckoners and Cosmere.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

But they actually weren't. So 

Reckoners Does not equal cosmere, that theory is dumb

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Calamity burned overhead. "What the..."

That's the point. This story is dumb too! 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Heck. Wait... Wrong universe. After

What are you talking about, this thread is the best.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Calamity left, the Epics were

Yes, the thread is nice, but the story is dumb.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Still in the wrong universe

Eh that's thats not my fault

(BTW I've only read Steelheart so don't spoil the rest.)

Edited February 3, 2025 by IcedOutPenguin

[Unintelligenius he/him]

so the King of Ithaca

[Experience he/him]

was just a man and

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Executed all the epics. finally

[Unintelligenius he/him]

sparking another revolution led by