Five word story

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Meanwhile, Jeff sought to end

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

The cute hampster revolution that

[Experience he/him]

Began due to the extreme

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Prejudice against them by king

[Experience he/him]

Hamsterdicus the fourteenth of Hamsterdam

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Who persecuted them with chocolate

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

And also unholy amounts of

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Shopping carts from Home Depot

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

filled with eight foot 2x4s

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ninja'd

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

 and hammers. So the revolution

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

was spearheaded by the shard

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Destruction which is odium and 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

 whimsy piloted by a dustbringer.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Named IRys, she agreed with

[Experience he/him]

the five great cremlings who

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Were the leaders of the

[Experience he/him]

mighty nation of epic wandering 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

and Elantris. "Reckoners is Cosmere"

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

"But it isn't actually" after

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Ninja'd

[Cookie Spren]

Ate monkey bread and juice

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

o’er the fields and vales

 

(also, Monkey Bread is scudding DELICIOUS I like it a lot)

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Monkey Bread Spotted

[Experience he/him]

of magical oreos and doritos

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

That glow slightly with dor

[Experience he/him]

and itos, an uknown magic

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Native to the planet :IUADHFGIHESE