Five word story

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

and carries every Honorblade. So

[Experience he/him]

they are almost as powerful

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

and she needs more atium 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

to fend off the flying 

[Shatter He/Him]

Aviar carrying chouta with needles

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

To drop on the city

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Of people who ate lots

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Of the spikey chouta so

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

They liked birds after the

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Style of vultures from Stockholm

I just chose a random city

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

I have a metal bird.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

So the city ate the

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Chouta and half the population

[Cookie Spren]

Leaving only a large taquito  

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

To ravage the countryside. But,

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

It didn't manage to destroy

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

The tower of powerful computers

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Which hacked it before it

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Ate a building of great

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Importance to the rebellion. Unbeknownst 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

To the ferrets, the tower

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Was inhabited by tigers who

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Escaped in the ensuing chaos

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

to Roshar from Ashyn, getting

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

To Shinovar and eating people