Five word story

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the Father Machine Iron Tiger

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Who then fought all other

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Yoki Hijo and killed people.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

After their rampage, the tigers

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

ate some more tigers who

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Had attempted to quell the 

ok enough of the tigers eating tigers.

Spoiler

but I'm okay with continuing 

 

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Shroud's nightmares by painting them.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Painter painted a tiger to

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eat other tigers, but it

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Only ate the shroud's nightmares.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Having accomplished his task of

[Keke They/he]

Eating tigers!!! And getting traumitized   

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

by said tigers he stumbled

[Keke They/he]

Into ao3 and read fanfics

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Till his eyes bled; but

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

he couldn't escape the tiger

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

so it ate him and 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

he almost died but another

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tiger in the shroud ate

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Him first so that the

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Plot relevant spoilers suddenly ended.

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Unfourtanatly, Yolen was destroyed by

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Was hungry

[echo74 she/her]

for some bagels, but he

[Shatter He/Him]

got stepped on by chasmfiends

Edited February 19, 2025 by The Shattered Cosmere