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[Immortal Platypus]

3 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

I have no qualms with both representing the law, and punishing those who disobey it.

Those two seem to go hand in hand.

Great. So if Ene can't do it, and I'm not allowed to do it, I think Calano can do it (unless Kajsa just decides no, in which case, we'll have to find a new judge )

[Going_North_cal]

I feel I am qualified.

Not to worry, @Kajsa :).

Edited March 25, 2023 by CalanoCorvus

[Immortal Platypus]

3 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

I feel I am qualified.

Not to worry, @Kajsa :).

Well, I was meaning if she decides that a judge can't also be the executioner.

[Going_North_cal]

Eh, I still feel qualified to do both.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

14 hours ago, Monk of Dakhor said:

Nobody know that you can take the capitals of the countries

-\_(-_-)_/-

that's true.

it's so weird. But, I do it a lot.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

I mean, technically, @CalanoCorvus, @AonEne, @Being of Cacophony... you guys can choose amongst yourselves who will be the judge. I'm not technically in charge, just an educator  I said AonEne was gonna be the judge because that's what Wizzy told me.

[Ati16 he/him]

This is interesting. *walks into the courtroom and takes a seat* has this become some sort of RP?

[Immortal Platypus]

5 hours ago, Kajsa said:

I mean, technically, @CalanoCorvus, @AonEne, @Being of Cacophony... you guys can choose amongst yourselves who will be the judge. I'm not technically in charge, just an educator  I said AonEne was gonna be the judge because that's what Wizzy told me.

Well you know things, so I've been listening to you. 

4 hours ago, Ati16 said:

This is interesting. *walks into the courtroom and takes a seat* has this become some sort of RP?

not really, mostly a witch hunt. We're just talking about things.

[Frustration]

On 3/22/2023 at 4:03 PM, Being of Cacophony said:

he pretends to be ignorant, but doesn't defend himself! He's obviously a centaur! @Frustration, you and your kind need to train better. I assume this is one of the children, unused to outside life?

If he's an insect centaur, I had no knowledge of it.

Which considering that there are hundreds of quintillions of us as of the last census, is entirely possible.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

You say "Insect Centaur" as if there's a distinction between insect centaurs and normal centaurs.

But I thought that it was established that all centaurs are insects...

[Immortal Platypus]

28 minutes ago, Frustration said:

If he's an insect centaur, I had no knowledge of it.

Which considering that there are hundreds of quintillions of us as of the last census, is entirely possible.

That is a good reason to not know it. Can you ask your queen?

14 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

You say "Insect Centaur" as if there's a distinction between insect centaurs and normal centaurs.

But I thought that it was established that all centaurs are insects...

They are, sometimes we just feel like pointing it out  

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Spoiler

There. I did the thing.

[Frustration]

32 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

That is a good reason to not know it. Can you ask your queen?

*Sputters*

Her Majesty is not to be bothered by such trivial concerns.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

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There. I did the thing.

I both love and hate it  

38 minutes ago, Frustration said:

*Sputters*

Her Majesty is not to be bothered by such trivial concerns.

What about the king? Do you have one of those, and can you ask him if you do?

[Frustration]

49 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

What about the king? Do you have one of those, and can you ask him if you do?

Prince Consorts as you would call them and we have several.

One of them might know.

Maybe.

[Immortal Platypus]

3 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Prince Consorts as you would call them and we have several.

One of them might know.

Maybe.

Could you ask them? I promise not to persecute you for being a centaur if you do. For at least 3 days.

[Frustration]

7 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Could you ask them? I promise not to persecute you for being a centaur if you do. For at least 3 days.

Erg, fine.

Dad! Could I access your register?

 

 

Sorry cacophony, I'm afraid I do not have access to that information.

Edited March 27, 2023 by Frustration

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

On 3/25/2023 at 10:39 AM, Sequence said:

Everyone, everyone! There are ways of telling whether or not he’s a witch.

no need already figured it out, turns out Im NOT A WITCH

Edited March 27, 2023 by Wits instant noodles

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

7 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said:

no need already figured it out, turns out Im NOT A WITCH

So we plea not guilty on the charges of witchcraft and black magic, Mr. noodles?

(I am your defense attorney, btw)

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

2 minutes ago, cheeseman said:

So we plea not guilty on the charges of witchcraft and black magic, Mr. noodles?

(I am your defense attorney, btw)

Yes yes I do

[Edema Rue she/her]

16 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

You say "Insect Centaur" as if there's a distinction between insect centaurs and normal centaurs.

But I thought that it was established that all centaurs are insects...

They are, but not all people are aware of this, and so we need to make sure it's clear that everyone understands.

23 hours ago, Ati16 said:

This is interesting. *walks into the courtroom and takes a seat* has this become some sort of RP?

For the hundredth time, IT'S STILL A WITCH HUNT!

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Just now, Aes Sedai said:

For the hundredth time, IT'S STILL A WITCH HUNT!

Please, my client pleas not guilty. Bring forth the evidence if you must, and if you cannot, I will have to request that the charges be dropped.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I was clarifying for a newcomer. I can provide evidence, and will. I believe the original charge of witch craft was due to him making a thread with no title?

[Immortal Platypus]

6 hours ago, Frustration said:

Erg, fine.

Dad! Could I access your register?

 

 

Sorry cacophony, I'm afraid I do not have access to that information.

That is sad. Oh well

9 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

I was clarifying for a newcomer. I can provide evidence, and will. I believe the original charge of witch craft was due to him making a thread with no title?

Yes, that was the original charge, though we have more evidence now.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

ah see but that wasn't witch craft only my Infinite intelligence