InfiniteInsanity she/her Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Being of Cacophony said: Oh, @InfiniteInsanity, do you also want to be part of the jury? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Immortal Platypus Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT! WE WILL GET THIS WITCH!!!!!!!!!
That1Cellist he/him Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said: stop lying to us! We told you that already! PEOPLE!!!!!!!! HE CONFESSED!!!!!! I AM IN BIOLOGY RIGHT NOW, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS AND HE CONFESSED!!!!!!! HE DIDN'T MEAN TO, BUT HE DID. (Actually, he confessed multiple times. He said that he could turn me into a frog, and when I said that he couldn't because our Shardic power is equal, he said that his witchcraft would get around that. Then later, he said THAT HE HAD THE SHARD OF WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!) AND I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, I HAVE ANOTHER WITNESS!!!!!!!!!!! THE TIME HAS COME!!!!!! SUMMON THE COURT OF WITCH-HUNTING!!!!!!! @Aes Sedai @CalanoCorvus @Wits instant noodles @cheeseman @NerdyAarakocra @Telrao @The Wandering Wizard @Frustration @Cinnamon @anyone else who wants to join. Does everyone remember their jobs? Aes sedai, you're the prosecutor. Calano, you're the executioner. Noodles, you're the defendent. Cheeseman, you're the defense attorney, unless Noodles brings in his own. Nerdy, Telrao, Wiz, Frustration, Cinnamon you people can be the jury. Aon Ene might be part of the jury if she wants to. Feel free to summon people until we have 11 on the jury. We need to leave a space for Ene if she want's to join. And if I missed anyone, feel free to summon them. I think that's it. PREPARE FOR JUDGEMENT @Wits instant noodles! YOUR END IS NIGH (unless the jury decides otherwise). Oh, @InfiniteInsanity, do you also want to be part of the jury? If so, you're welcome to join You too @The Bookwyrm And you @That1Cellist NOW HE'S TALKING ABOUT MAKING PEOPLE DO THINGS!!!!! I THINK HE PLANS TO USE WITCHCRAFT ON US!!!!!!!!!! Burn him. Now.
Immortal Platypus Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 (edited) 8 minutes ago, That1Cellist said: Burn him. Now. We must wait for jury's ruling first. Then if he's guilty (which he is) Calano (our executioner) will burn him at the stake. Luckily, you're part of the jury, so you get a vote (assuming you want to). Edited March 24, 2023 by Being of Cacophony
Wits instant noodles he/him Posted March 24, 2023 Author Posted March 24, 2023 WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @Being of Cacophony his picture is a black cat hes clearly a witch trying to through us of his tail
Going_North_cal Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 The axe is sharpened and ready. Tell me when. 1
Immortal Platypus Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @Being of Cacophony his picture is a black cat hes clearly a witch trying to through us of his tail That was barely intelligible, but I think I got the gist. You're accusing me of being a witch? But everyone knows that witches hate fish, especially goldfish and salmon. That's why Wiz and I can't really be witches. We're just kitties. Same with Aes sedai, Shadowed, and a lot of others. But if everyone gets convinced by his unsupported logic, feel free to kill me after we kill @Wits instant noodles. As we all know, (it's common knowledge really), there can only be one witch in each school. So if it's him, I physically cannot be a witch, as we go to the same school. Is this agreeable to the jury? 1 minute ago, CalanoCorvus said: The axe is sharpened and ready. Tell me when. The axe is useful, but you should also light a fire at a stake and prepare ropes, just in case. And I will tell you when. Thank you for your service. Edited March 24, 2023 by Being of Cacophony
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 (edited) Yes, I am a black cat. And I will be an impartial judge unlike some of the others Or naybe not. Naybe N Nhould Nust Nse Ns. 3 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: That was barely intelligible, but I think I got the gist. You're accusing me of being a witch? But everyone knows that witches hate fish, especially goldfish and salmon. That's why Wiz and I can't really be witches. We're just kitties. Same with Aes sedai, Shadowed, and a lot of others. But if everyone gets convinced by his unsupported logic, feel free to kill me after we kill @Wits instant noodles. As we all know, (it's common knowledge really), there can only be one witch in each school. So if it's him, I physically cannot be a witch, as we go to the same school. Is this agreeable to the jury? Nhis Ns Ncceptable! Edited March 24, 2023 by The Wandering Wizard
Immortal Platypus Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Yes, I am a black cat. And I will be an impartial judge unlike some of the others Or naybe not. Naybe N Nhould Nust Nse Ns. Nhis Ns Ncceptable! N nike nat nlan Niz And I don't know what you're talking about. We're all 100% impartial. For sure. Guaranteed. Great! Edited March 24, 2023 by Being of Cacophony
Immortal Platypus Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 That will be determined in this trial, Witch!
That1Cellist he/him Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 11 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said: I AM NOT A WITCH Yes, witch. Burn burn burn fire axes yes.
Immortal Platypus Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 Wow. I just thought about it, and everyone is impartial at the start, they just aren't at this point because they saw his witchcraft, and realized that we need to get rid of the witch.
Going_North_cal Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 36 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: That was barely intelligible, but I think I got the gist. You're accusing me of being a witch? But everyone knows that witches hate fish, especially goldfish and salmon. That's why Wiz and I can't really be witches. We're just kitties. Same with Aes sedai, Shadowed, and a lot of others. But if everyone gets convinced by his unsupported logic, feel free to kill me after we kill @Wits instant noodles. As we all know, (it's common knowledge really), there can only be one witch in each school. So if it's him, I physically cannot be a witch, as we go to the same school. Is this agreeable to the jury? The axe is useful, but you should also light a fire at a stake and prepare ropes, just in case. And I will tell you when. Thank you for your service. I have many methods of disposing of dissidents and witches. I stand ready. 1
Immortal Platypus Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 1 minute ago, CalanoCorvus said: I have many methods of disposing of dissidents and witches. I stand ready. I just laughed so hard when I looked at that Good. Very good. 1
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said: I have many methods of disposing of dissidents and witches. I stand ready. I have many ways of disappearing executioners. I stand by to intervene if needed.
Immortal Platypus Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 (edited) I have a goldfish. I stand ready to judge. I have acquired more proof. As we all know, there can only be one witch in each school. But @Wits instant noodles just accused both me and @Aes Sedai of being a witch! This further proves that he is a witch because he knows that only one person can be a witch so he's trying to throw us all off. We need this trial fast! Edited March 24, 2023 by Being of Cacophony
Wits instant noodles he/him Posted March 24, 2023 Author Posted March 24, 2023 14 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: I have many ways of disappearing executioners. I stand by to intervene if needed. pls do 14 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: I have acquired more proof. As we all know, there can only be one witch in each school. But @Wits instant noodles just accused both me and @Aes Sedai of being a witch! This further proves that he is a witch because he knows that only one person can be a witch so he's trying to throw us all off. We need this trial fast! if i knew this why would I accuse both of you
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 Just now, Wits instant noodles said: pls do if i knew this why would I accuse both of you No not nttempt no nribe nhe nudge!
Wits instant noodles he/him Posted March 24, 2023 Author Posted March 24, 2023 (edited) know that if you kill me i will curse your top ramen to always be too soggy and two cold Edited March 24, 2023 by Wits instant noodles
Edema Rue she/her Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 This is just a formality now, but I accuse Noodles of witchcraft, and sentence him to death.
InfiniteInsanity she/her Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 42 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: Wow. I just thought about it, and everyone is impartial at the start, they just aren't at this point because they saw his witchcraft, and realized that we need to get rid of the witch. I'm just here because I want to be. Whether or not he is a witch is yet to be determined.
Immortal Platypus Posted March 24, 2023 Posted March 24, 2023 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said: two cold Two cold? TWO COLD???????????????? Quote I'm just here because I want to be. Whether or not he is a witch is yet to be determined. well yes, but the idea is there. It's the thought that counts 2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Yes, we must call the jury! I have already called the jury, most just haven't responded. Edited March 24, 2023 by Being of Cacophony
Wits instant noodles he/him Posted March 24, 2023 Author Posted March 24, 2023 yes as in two degrees cold
.thumb.png.725425a6f4912b0f1ff6c902d0af5e1e.png)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now