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[Edema Rue she/her]

*eats a bowl of ramen noodles*

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

stop it!!!! no!

[Immortal Platypus]

*eats 4 bowls of ramen*

*clarifies that they were salad bowls that were completely full of ramen*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*Wonders what this thread has become*

[Edema Rue she/her]

It's still a witch hunt.

[Telrao she/her]

*pulls out torch* where

[Immortal Platypus]

*points to Noodles* HIM!

[Wittles he/him]

But guys! It specifically says he is not a witch!!!

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

8 hours ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

But guys! It specifically says he is not a witch!!!

see he gets it he gets it

[Edema Rue she/her]

The only ones who deny being witches are the witches.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But wait! What if instead of a witch, Noodles is in fact, a sorceress?

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We are using all the female versions, right? Witch, sorceress, etc. For the funnies?

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

3 minutes ago, Sequence said:

But wait! What if instead of a witch, Noodles is in fact, a sorceress?

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We are using all the female versions, right? Witch, sorceress, etc. For the funnies?

 

At this point then maybe he's an Aes Sedai. Of the red ajah. And we're all whitecloaks.

[Immortal Platypus]

Or, we could be normal. HE'S A WAERLOGA!!!!!! AND AN ENCHANTRESS!! AND A WITCH!!! AND A SORCERESS!!! AND PROBABLY OTHER THINGS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

im not an anything but all powerful ramen.

[Immortal Platypus]

so you're lying to us! You claim to be a Shard but you also claim to not be! You need to stop lying!

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

what no my all powerfulness comes from my shard

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[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Wits instant noodles said:

what no my all powerfulness comes from my shardness

that is... not a word.

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

that is... not a word.

see when your as powerful as me words don't mater

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Wits instant noodles said:

see when your as powerful as me words don't mater

does grammar also not matter? What about common sense? Also, we have equal power as two Shards, so in claiming your power is superior, YOU'VE PROVED YOU'RE A WITCH, OR A SORCERESS, OR A WAERLOGA, OR AN ENCHANTRESS, OR AN AES SEDAI. And also an insect centaur, but that isn't proved by this.

[NameIess]

Guys! You can’t just jump to the least likely option right off the bat. Noodles is clearly just a Kandra pretending to be a Shard-witch-sorceress-waerloga-enchantress-Aes Sedai combo.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Oh! Duh

[Edema Rue she/her]

We're all fools. How did we not see this before?

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

nope cause noodles don't have bones so they cant be imitated by a Kandra so it really is just me.

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said:

nope cause noodles don't have bones so they cant be imitated by a Kandra so it really is just me.

That would be a problem. If I didn’t know that Kandras can use noodles as a bone substitute!

[Edema Rue she/her]

"just me" he says. What does he mean by this? Who is Noodles, if not a Kandra pretending to be a Shard-witch-sorceress-waerloga-enchantress-Aes Sedai combo?