Shower thoughts

[Wittles he/him]

R2-D2 is the main character of Star Wars

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

R2-D2 is the main character of Star Wars

Yes!

Do you know of 0-0-0 and TB-1?

[Wittles he/him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

Yes!

Do you know of 0-0-0 and TB-1?

Can't say that I do

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

12 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

R2-D2 is the main character of Star Wars

He does seem to be one of the most reoccurring characters in the franchise...

[Ranryu she/her]

Credit to @That1Cellist for this, but if you write the word 'escape' in fancy letters, you become an escape artist. If you draw a picture of a landscape, you become a scape artist.

[Frustration]

20 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

R2-D2 is the main character of Star Wars

He's also the dirtiest character. I mean they had to bleep out every word he said.

Edited February 16, 2023 by Frustration

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

What if I make a magical petting zoo, but it's password protected.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Voyager 1 has a literal world record. 

[AonDoor he/him]

On 12/20/2022 at 3:33 PM, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Why does english break it's own rules so much? It's like it makes the rules just so that it can break them.

It doesn't break its own rules. It just has more rules that list exceptions to the other rules. It's perfectly logical.

Edited February 16, 2023 by AonDoor

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

8 hours ago, Odiumiumium said:

Voyager 1 has a literal world record. 

[Ranryu she/her]

Human has man in it so technically females could be called huwomen. 

[Shadowed they/them]

Gingerbread men live inside houses made of themselves. That’s like humans living in houses made of flesh and bones  

[Wittles he/him]

11 hours ago, Shadowed said:

Gingerbread men live inside houses made of themselves. That’s like humans living in houses made of flesh and bones  

This is very dark, nice! That makes me think of something similar

Lego minifigures also live inside houses made of themselves.

Edited February 19, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

On 2/18/2023 at 3:01 PM, Ranryu said:

Human has man in it so technically females could be called huwomen. 

Why aren't we from a planet called Huma, or Humar, or something?

Because a people from Humar would be Humans.

EDIT: I actually have an organization called the Knights of Humar in mind as a book idea...

Edited February 20, 2023 by The Bookwyrm

[Telrao she/her]

Shower thoughts: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Do we grow nails and hair because we eat carrots? Or do we eat carrots because we grow hair and nails? alsjdhjsadn,aw

[AonDoor he/him]

Why do we picture rabbits with carrots when carrots give them diarrhea?

[Ranryu she/her]

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

ow this water is hot

[Cinnamon]

24 minutes ago, Robin Sedai said:

ow this water is hot

I- I can't stop laughing 

Why is this so hilarious?

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

What if I just stayed in the shower?

I want to stay in the shower.

Scud I'm wasting water.

Edited February 26, 2023 by The Aspiring Archivist

[Robin Sedai she/her]

41 minutes ago, Cinnamon said:

I- I can't stop laughing 

Why is this so hilarious?

Because I'm a funny person (and thank you)

[curon he/him]

Centaurs are lucky to be patched together the way they are. The opposite way around would be utterly useless.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

On 2/26/2023 at 7:01 AM, curon said:

Centaurs are lucky to be patched together the way they are. The opposite way around would be utterly useless.

The opposite way around is essentially a minotaur 

[Edema Rue she/her]

And minotaurs, unfortunately, are not insects with a large secret empire.

[Wittles he/him]

Just now, Aes Sedai said:

And minotaurs, unfortunately, are not insects with a large secret empire.

What kind of mythical creature are they if they're not secretly insects with a large secret empire?