The Battle for the Sandwich

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

I freak out at the glitter explosion, and make a real explosion to get rid of the glitter.

Seriously, glitter is a cancer. It just multiplies and spreads.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I am tired so summon a shark 

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

I use the shark to make shark fin soup.

[GG0z He/Him]

I eat the soup, and ask for the Sandwich again

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I am utterly horrified at the needless massacre of the shark and send my pigeon Gert to peck your eyeballs out. 

[GG0z He/Him]

little did Gert know that I have contact lenses!

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Gert pecks them out, breaks them, and digs the shards into your eyeballs.

do you actually? Cool!

[GG0z He/Him]

24 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Gert pecks them out, breaks them, and digs the shards into your eyeballs.

do you actually? Cool!

I scream scream in pain, concentrate, and teleport Gert back to Ink

No, I wear glasses

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

43 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I scream scream in pain, concentrate, and teleport Gert back to Ink

No, I wear glasses

Neat, same!

I shout and wave a shark about in an attempt to bat Gert away, who didn't notice the teleportation so is now attempting to peck my eyes out. 

[GG0z He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

Neat, same!

I shout and wave a shark about in an attempt to bat Gert away, who didn't notice the teleportation so is now attempting to peck my eyes out. 

Nice! Glasses buddies

I laugh and run towards the last known location of the Sandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

17 hours ago, GG0z said:

Nice! Glasses buddies

I laugh and run towards the last known location of the Sandwich

I move the last known location of the Sandwich to a different multiverse

[GG0z He/Him]

4 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I move the last known location of the Sandwich to a different multiverse

I sigh in frustration, run up to Ink, snd punch them in the face. With an octopus tentacle, of course

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

I sigh in frustration, run up to Ink, snd punch them in the face. With an octopus tentacle, of course

I start blowing bubbles, which distract the octopus tentacle as it's too busy trying to pop them

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I start blowing bubbles, which distract the octopus tentacle as it's too busy trying to pop them

I bring the rest of the octopus

Does it usually happen when only two people are keeping this thread alive?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

On 7/2/2026 at 4:48 PM, GG0z said:

I bring the rest of the octopus

Does it usually happen when only two people are keeping this thread alive?

Normally...

I give the Sandwich to the rest of the octopus 

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I have returned, matured by time and space.

I have come to claim my right.

The The Sandwich, by its proper name.

I am, of course, a denizen among the octopus, having mastered fine shapeshifting long ago—my forms of terror are reserved for occasions of strict requirement.

I emblazon a symbol—“∇”, on the The Sandwich. Or rather, the magical film protecting the The Sandwich. A claw pulls itself from this symbol, using it as a gateway and pulling it through to an unknown destination.

Purpose fulfilled, I close the gate and return to my stable form. A figure, disfigured.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I glance at @GG0z, shrug, and offer the strange wrathful being a shark and some bandages.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

5 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I glance at @GG0z, shrug, and offer the strange wrathful being a shark and some bandages.

I accept only pandas and tea and planets.

[GG0z He/Him]

13 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I glance at @GG0z, shrug, and offer the strange wrathful being a shark and some bandages.

 

6 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I accept only pandas and tea and planets.

I hand the wrathful spirit a red panda

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

13 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I accept only pandas and tea and planets.

I hand the wrathful spirit a mug of tea and tell him to ask KSauce about appropriate moons.

[-ACE- he/him]

On 7/5/2026 at 9:34 AM, Ink and Embers said:

I hand the wrathful spirit a mug of tea and tell him to ask KSauce about appropriate moons.

I get hungry and decide to once again comment before I disappear again. I accidentally miscalculate the location of me spawning in and I appear with my hand fused into Embers' mug of tea and my other hand fused into The Wrathful spirit's face. Also, my foot is in the floor, so I am quite stuck.  

I laugh at our shared misfortune. then I leave with my hands still in the tea and face.