The Battle for the Sandwich

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

I freak out at the glitter explosion, and make a real explosion to get rid of the glitter.

Seriously, glitter is a cancer. It just multiplies and spreads.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I am tired so summon a shark 

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

I use the shark to make shark fin soup.

[GG0z He/Him]

I eat the soup, and ask for the Sandwich again

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I am utterly horrified at the needless massacre of the shark and send my pigeon Gert to peck your eyeballs out. 

[GG0z He/Him]

little did Gert know that I have contact lenses!

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Gert pecks them out, breaks them, and digs the shards into your eyeballs.

do you actually? Cool!

[GG0z He/Him]

24 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Gert pecks them out, breaks them, and digs the shards into your eyeballs.

do you actually? Cool!

I scream scream in pain, concentrate, and teleport Gert back to Ink

No, I wear glasses

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

43 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I scream scream in pain, concentrate, and teleport Gert back to Ink

No, I wear glasses

Neat, same!

I shout and wave a shark about in an attempt to bat Gert away, who didn't notice the teleportation so is now attempting to peck my eyes out. 

[GG0z He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

Neat, same!

I shout and wave a shark about in an attempt to bat Gert away, who didn't notice the teleportation so is now attempting to peck my eyes out. 

Nice! Glasses buddies

I laugh and run towards the last known location of the Sandwich