The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

I proceed to snatch the Sandwich from Clone.

The penguin army proceeds to dissolve into bluebells.

The Polar Bears, emerging victorious, all head out to Callisto, which Clone is the ArchGovernor of.

Clone snatches back the sandwich and joins the Polar Bears.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

9 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

The Polar Bears, emerging victorious, all head out to Callisto, which Clone is the ArchGovernor of.

Clone snatches back the sandwich and joins the Polar Bears.

I hire a spaceship and follow Clone to Callisto, also hacking every speaker near Clone to play really, really out-of-tune opera music at him. 

Can I send Kevin (my pigeon) from here to The Doorways?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I hire a spaceship and follow Clone to Callisto, also hacking every speaker near Clone to play really, really out-of-tune opera music at him. 

Can I send Kevin (my pigeon) from here to The Doorways?

His Polar Bear guards destroy every speaker in the area.

Nothing's stopping you

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

25 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

His Polar Bear guards destroy every speaker in the area.

Nothing's stopping you

The entirety of Callisto starts playing the music instead. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

The entirety of Callisto starts playing the music instead. 

Clone puts Callisto on auction and becomes ArchGovernor of Europa instead, relocating his army and himself there.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

20 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone puts Callisto on auction and becomes ArchGovernor of Europa instead, relocating his army and himself there.

I offer Named the job as new ArchGovernor of Callisto. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

21 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone puts Callisto on auction and becomes ArchGovernor of Europa instead, relocating his army and himself there.

“Forty!” someone in the crowd shouts. 

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

I offer Named the job as new ArchGovernor of Callisto. 

Pretty sure they died…

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab the Sandwich from whoever has it and then run away.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I offer Named the job as new ArchGovernor of Callisto. 

4 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

“Forty!” someone in the crowd shouts. 

Pretty sure they died…

Yep Named is dead

"Forty what?" Clone asked.

3 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I grab the Sandwich from whoever has it and then run away.

Trout shows up after a long time spent installing an orbital defense system around Titan, and proceeds to snatch it and take it back to Titan.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

59 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Yep Named is dead

"Forty what?" Clone asked.

Trout shows up after a long time spent installing an orbital defense system around Titan, and proceeds to snatch it and take it back to Titan.

“Forty thousand!”

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

“Forty thousand!”

"What currency are you using?"

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"What currency are you using?"

“Money Of No Even Yield! (MONEY)”

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

“Money Of No Even Yield! (MONEY)”

"... alright. Anyone else bidding? Going in three!"

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Yep Named is dead

"Forty what?" Clone asked.

Trout shows up after a long time spent installing an orbital defense system around Titan, and proceeds to snatch it and take it back to Titan.

I blow up Titan.

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"... alright. Anyone else bidding? Going in three!"

"I bid 6,203,775.09 Yen"

Spoiler

Spoiler

aka 40,001

 

 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I blow up Titan.

"I bid 6,203,775.09 Yen"

  Reveal hidden contents

  Reveal hidden contents

aka 40,001

 

 

The bidder looks at you for a long moment, running some very complicated calculations in their head to determine how much they have to raise in order to outbid you. Finally, they give up on the math and just settle on “Ninety thousand MONEY!”

[Verdance he/him]

28 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

The bidder looks at you for a long moment, running some very complicated calculations in their head to determine how much they have to raise in order to outbid you. Finally, they give up on the math and just settle on “Ninety thousand MONEY!”

Bald Man, as he will forever be named, joins in for no reason. He checks his pockets, which conveniently are loaded with a fortune of gold coins fresh from a dragon’s lair. “Oi bet…” he counts on his fingers for an extended period of time. “Oi bid four hundred an’ thirdy-aight pieces of dragon’s gold!”, he yells raucously, manifesting a mug of ale out of nowhere and dancing a jig.

Edited February 24 by edgyswordname

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

A person appears.

The most observant of you will have noticed the giant red name tag on his shirt that says 'CODER' written in all bold. But not all of you.

"I bid... money. all of it. All the money. What are we bidding for?"

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

I blow up Titan.

"I bid 6,203,775.09 Yen"

  Hide contents

  Hide contents

aka 40,001

 

 

What kind of explosion?

37 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

Bald Man, as he will forever be named, joins in for no reason. He checks his pockets, which conveniently are loaded with a fortune of gold coins fresh from a dragon’s lair. “Oi bet…” he counts on his fingers for an extended period of time. “Oi bid four hundred an’ thirdy-aight pieces of dragon’s gold!”, he yells raucously, manifesting a mug of ale out of nowhere and dancing a jig.

"How much MONEY is one dragon's gold?"

15 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

A person appears.

The most observant of you will have noticed the giant red name tag on his shirt that says 'CODER' written in all bold. But not all of you.

"I bid... money. all of it. All the money. What are we bidding for?"

"Do you have all the money? You're bidding for ownership of Callisto."

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

What kind of explosion?

"How much MONEY is one dragon's gold?"

"Do you have all the money? You're bidding for ownership of Callisto."

"I have all the money that currently exists. Somewhere. In time."

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

What kind of explosion?

"How much MONEY is one dragon's gold?"

"Do you have all the money? You're bidding for ownership of Callisto."

“Erm.” The Bald Man says. “Ah dropped out of ‘rithmatic in ‘twenny-won. But ah shure do got a lawt a gold.”

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"I have all the money that currently exists. Somewhere. In time."

"How though?"

Just now, edgyswordname said:

“Erm.” The Bald Man says. “Ah dropped out of ‘rithmatic in ‘twenny-won. But ah shure do got a lawt a gold.”

"... WaT?"

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"How though?"

"... WaT?"

"I just like. Go to a point in time. And take all the money. What's so hard to understand?"

[Verdance he/him]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"How though?"

"... WaT?"

“Oh I done read that series, all fahve books awv it, when ah was a wee lad.”

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

21 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"I just like. Go to a point in time. And take all the money. What's so hard to understand?"

"Wait you time traveled? When was this? Is the alternate universe still here?"

19 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

“Oh I done read that series, all fahve books awv it, when ah was a wee lad.”

Clone stared at him blankly.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"Wait you time traveled? When was this? Is the alternate universe still here?"

Clone stared at him blankly.

"No, I can. Not alternate universe... more of a... sideways."