The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I point out that killing a small group of pixies is not really genocide, and that I did not use the pedestalblade to kill them anyways.

Nahel turns away to do a quick google search. “Ope, you’re right, genocide is the wrong word. But it doesn’t really matter what you killed them with. You still deadeyefied (official terminology) the pedestal.”

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

11 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Nahel turns away to do a quick google search. “Ope, you’re right, genocide is the wrong word. But it doesn’t really matter what you killed them with. You still deadeyefied (official terminology) the pedestal.”

I go through years of befriending the pedestal again

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 2/15/2026 at 10:26 AM, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I go through years of befriending the pedestal again

During which I steal the sandwich. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I distract everyone with my essay on distraction and steal the Sandwich.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

It's my birthday, so the sandwich is mine now

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I gave Chips the Sandwich for his birthday lol. I steal the Sandwich back.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I eat the chips and eat your nerdy sandwich then I steal the Sandwich because I'm more important.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am offended. I continue sobbing in the corner and teleport the Sandwich to me to console myself.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

You teleport yourself to yourself and I run away, but I give you some lemon cake as a gift.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

O k a y.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I am offended. I continue sobbing in the corner and teleport the Sandwich to me to console myself.

Everyone is very distracted. They spend the next five hours obsessing over your essay. 

3 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

You teleport yourself to yourself and I run away, but I give you some lemon cake as a gift.

I eat the lemon cake. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I eat the lemon cake. 

I turn you into a lemon cake and give you to NerdSandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I quickly grab Ashkaloda before NerdSandwich can eat him, put him on a table, and then grab the actual Sandwich too.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I do a 10/10 flip and grab the Sandwich. then I give you some of my birthday lemon cake as a Tashikki trade for some information.

(It is really good cake in the real world guys) 

Edited February 18 by Kaladist The Ketek Writer

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I do a 10/10 flip and grab the Sandwich. then I give you some of my birthday lemon cake as a Tashikki trade for some information.

(It is really good cake in the real world guys) 

Oh, so that's where the lemon cake came from! Happy birthday!

I accept your trade, then do a Wayne trade back for the Sandwich. You get a wind-up frog jack-in-the-box.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I order the Sandwich from Jack In The Box and the guy at the cashier does a crazy sequence of parkour to get it for me. I get the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

15 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I quickly grab Ashkaloda before NerdSandwich can eat him, put him on a table, and then grab the actual Sandwich too.

somebody got lucky

I steal the Sandwich because I feel entitled

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

4 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

somebody got lucky

I steal the Sandwich because I feel entitled

You aren't entitled, so you roll a Natural 1 and get obliterated instead

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

I quickly grab Ashkaloda before NerdSandwich can eat him, put him on a table, and then grab the actual Sandwich too.

I am thankful to not get eaten. No matter how good I may taste as a lemon cake. 

41 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

You aren't entitled, so you roll a Natural 1 and get obliterated instead

I use Divine Portent to change the roll to a 20. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I use NO and you die.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I use NO and you die.

I am resurrected as a giraffe with reaaaalllllyyyy long horns. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I say nuh-uh-uh and you die

[Bones He/Him]

I say a complete NO to end all no's and such with its own essay attached. I then steal the sandwich and make a Nahel bond with it.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I trick you into breaking your Nahel bond and grab the Sandwich, then run off to Antarctica. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I trick you into breaking your Nahel bond and grab the Sandwich, then run off to Antarctica. 

Clone shows up in his spaceship and builds a base on Antarctica. He steals the sandwich, sends it up to orbit, and gets his ship's onboard-AI to take the sandwich to Callisto.