The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, Uninteligenius said:

I grapling hook the Sandwich back and then summon the Maw 7 to eat the Maw 6.

The Maw 6, having eaten a lot more than the newly created Maw 7, is bigger and that's everything black holes care about. This means that is is actually the Maw 6 that eats the Maw 7 and absorbs everything it has.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Secretly, I swap out Maw 6 for Maw 8. Then I steal the Sandwich. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Secretly, I swap out Maw 6 for Maw 8. Then I steal the Sandwich. 

The Maw 6 eats your hand and the Sandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I regenerate my hand, holding the Sandwich, and pat both the Maws with non-Sandwich-holding limbs (aka my other hand and my left foot).

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I regenerate my hand, holding the Sandwich, and pat both the Maws with non-Sandwich-holding limbs (aka my other hand and my left foot).

I ungenerate your hand, catch the falling Sandwich, and ride off into the distance with maw 21, the king of all maws.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I regenerate my hand, holding the Sandwich, and pat both the Maws with non-Sandwich-holding limbs (aka my other hand and my left foot).

20 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I ungenerate your hand, catch the falling Sandwich, and ride off into the distance with maw 21, the king of all maws.

The Maw 6 eats the Maw 8, becoming the biggest Maw to ever live. It is now about the size of a few molecule, but weighs as much as several elephants. It Lashes itself towards the Maw 21 and eats it and the sandwich, gaining about an extra picometre in radius

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

I unleash a sophon, which begins to attack the Maw 6 which is the closest thing to its own size the sophon has ever tried to mess with. Also, while it's attacking the Maw 6 it messes with y'all's retinas and makes you see pretty lights

bc why not if we're doing tiny yet dangerous objects

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Booknewt said:

I unleash a sophon, which begins to attack the Maw 6 which is the closest thing to its own size the sophon has ever tried to mess with. Also, while it's attacking the Maw 6 it messes with y'all's retinas and makes you see pretty lights

bc why not if we're doing tiny yet dangerous objects

Another person who has read it!

I activate the Wallfacer Plan. The Wallfacers are the Maw 6, Trout, Clone and the sentient chull-person.

The Maw 6 order the construction of another sophon, except it's an anti-proton instead of a proton. The new sophon challenges yours to a duel.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

16 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Another person who has read it!

I activate the Wallfacer Plan. The Wallfacers are the Maw 6, Trout, Clone and the sentient chull-person.

The Maw 6 order the construction of another sophon, except it's an anti-proton instead of a proton. The new sophon challenges yours to a duel.

I snap my fingers and shove the Maw 6 in its own little pocket dimension, leaving the sandwich behind. I then cut all ties between the pocket dimension and ours, trapping the Maw. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I build a Maw 9 that eats all the other Maws and gives the Sandwich to me. I destroy the Maw 9 in case it gets rebellious.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

19 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The Maw 6 eats the Maw 8, becoming the biggest Maw to ever live. It is now about the size of a few molecule, but weighs as much as several elephants. It Lashes itself towards the Maw 21 and eats it and the sandwich, gaining about an extra picometre in radius

I get eaten because I was with the Maw 21 and had the Sandwich. I disappear, never to be seen again...

 

Until like 30 seconds later.

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I build a Maw 9 that eats all the other Maws and gives the Sandwich to me. I destroy the Maw 9 in case it gets rebellious.

A Doctor Strange portal opens in front of you, and I walk out and grab the Sandwich. I then don my cape and fly off.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

You crash into a wall and drop the Sandwich, which falls into my handily regenerated hands.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I summon a wall on top of your head. You fall unconscious and drop the Sandwich, which I take.

Edited November 17, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I regain consciousness and ask Maw 26 to move the wall, which I'm still stuck under.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The Maw 26 refuses.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I snap my fingers and shove the Maw 6 in its own little pocket dimension, leaving the sandwich behind. I then cut all ties between the pocket dimension and ours, trapping the Maw. 

I use Ishar's honorblade to Connect myself to the pocket dimension. I use the connection to bring back the Maw 6 as the Reigning King of all the Maws

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

The Maw 26 refuses.

The Maw 6 eats the Maw 26

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

The Maw 6 is kind enough to move the wall.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I dive and take the Sandwich, rolling up on my feet and running away.

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I also get a pocket white hole ready to defend against the Maws.

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I dive and take the Sandwich, rolling up on my feet and running away.

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I also get a pocket white hole ready to defend against the Maws.

 

I chop off your legs so that you can't run, and then I grab the Sandwich and hold it just out of your reach so that you can't grab it.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I dive and take the Sandwich, rolling up on my feet and running away.

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I also get a pocket white hole ready to defend against the Maws.

 

You know white holes would only spit out matter, further feeding the Maws?

6 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I chop off your legs so that you can't run, and then I grab the Sandwich and hold it just out of your reach so that you can't grab it.

 The Maw 6 swipes the sandwich, Vyzkel's legs, and your reach.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Maw 6, the Sandwich, and Vyzkel's legs

 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

7 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I steal the Maw 6, the Sandwich, and Vyzkel's legs

 

I throw a supermassive antimatter black hole at the Maw 6 just to see what will happen. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

17 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I steal the Maw 6, the Sandwich, and Vyzkel's legs

 

The Maw 6 steals your steal

10 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I throw a supermassive antimatter black hole at the Maw 6 just to see what will happen. 

Black holes don't car about charge, and so this one gets eaten by the Maw 6.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

8 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The Maw 6 steals your steal

Black holes don't car about charge, and so this one gets eaten by the Maw 6.

Then proceeds to start radiating out unicorns and ketchup packets at an alarmingly fast rate. It also turns the Maw from black to lime green, impossible though it may seem. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

yeah seems impossible but COOOOOOOOL