The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I deliver you a pancake for no apparent reason.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I deliver you a pancake for no apparent reason.

I let my security department thoroughly inspect and run tests on the pancake for anything out of the ordinary.

In a faraway place, although I don't think anyone is close enough still to notice other than Everyone, my fortress rumbles as it detaches itself from the ground and begins floating upwards, causing Tell's castle to fall off of it and crumble. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Could you give some sort of Invested healing ability and use some interesting soulstamp mechanics to warp its Identity into that of a frying pan shape with substance, then have it in a perpendicularity so that a constant influx of Investiture from the SR is forming substance around it, even if it is also constantly collapsing in on itself? 

Interesting indeed...

Though the soulstamp would have to be stamped somehow

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I Regrow my hand, which also mysteriously makes my hand being held by you disappear-and the Sandwich with it too. I am now holding the Sandwich.

The Maw 3 shows up and consumes your hand and the sandwich. The sandwich, being indestructible, is still there floating in the event horizon. The Maw 3 gives me the sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I take the Sandwich back using a Maw 4.

Edited November 11, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I take the Sandwich back using a Maw 4.

The Maw 3, being bigger than the Maw 4, consumes the Maw 4 and assimilates its mass and Investiture

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I still have the Sandwich but mourn the loss of my friend.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Interesting indeed...

Though the soulstamp would have to be stamped somehow

The Maw 3 shows up and consumes your hand and the sandwich. The sandwich, being indestructible, is still there floating in the event horizon. The Maw 3 gives me the sandwich.

Hence the "interesting mechanics" part. I bet an Elantrian could find some way to do it. 

Also wouldn't the sandwich continue past the event horizon to the center and just retain its original shape instead of joining the singularity?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I still have the Sandwich but mourn the loss of my friend.

This mourning makes you drop the Sandwich in sadness and I take it from the ground and run away

Why did I have to miss the black hole frying pan : (

[Creation he/him]

23 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I still have the Sandwich but mourn the loss of my friend.

This mourning makes you drop the Sandwich in sadness and I take it from the ground and run away

Why did I have to miss the black hole frying pan : (

I use my black dwarf frying pan to whack @Vyzkel over the head and he falls unconcious from the pan. This is because he emotionally exploited @YouCantHaveMySandwich and committed grand theft. Then, I run so he cannot take his revenge after giving @YouCantHaveMySandwich the sandwich back. 

[Shatter He/Him]

1 hour ago, Creation said:

I use my black dwarf frying pan to whack @Vyzkel over the head and he falls unconcious from the pan. This is because he emotionally exploited @YouCantHaveMySandwich and committed grand theft. Then, I run so he cannot take his revenge after giving @YouCantHaveMySandwich the sandwich back. 

I grab the black hole frying pan that @Creation so foolishly dropped after whacking @Vyzkel upside the head, and bonk @YouCantHaveMySandwich on the head with it, knocking them out. I then take the sandwich and strap @YouCantHaveMySandwich to a UGM-133 Trident II Intercontinental Ballistic Nuclear Missile and launch it. 

Edited November 12, 2025 by Shatter

[Creation he/him]

40 minutes ago, Shatter said:

2 hours ago, Creation said:

I use my black dwarf frying pan to whack @Vyzkel over the head and he falls unconcious from the pan. This is because he emotionally exploited @YouCantHaveMySandwich and committed grand theft. Then, I run so he cannot take his revenge after giving @YouCantHaveMySandwich the sandwich back. 

I grab the black hole frying pan that @Creation so foolishly dropped after whacking @Vyzkel upside the head, and bonk @YouCantHaveMySandwich on the head with it, knocking them out. I then take the sandwich and strap @YouCantHaveMySandwich to a UGM-133 Trident II Intercontinental Ballistic Nuclear Missile and launch it. 

You fool. I am part of THE CULT OF THE WIZBIRBS. And I therefore have to ability to create new temporarily airborne black dwarf frying pans at will. 

40 minutes ago, Shatter said:

I then take the sandwich and strap @YouCantHaveMySandwich to a UGM-133 Trident II Intercontinental Ballistic Nuclear Missile and launch it. 

I whack @Shatter over the head with my newly summoned temporarily airborne frying pan from every one of the 26 dimensions and all 3 realms and he falls unconscious for strapping @YouCantHaveMySandwich to a UGM-133 Trident II Intercontinental Ballistic Nuclear Missile and launching it after committing grand theft. Then, I transfer to Shadesmar and revive @YouCantHaveMySandwich's cognitive shadow into a perfect replication of her body before destruction. Then, I return the sandwich to her after placing her in the spiritual realm with a activatable perpindiculary that will place her back onto Scadrial when she wakes up from the shock of literally dying. Then, I remove all my pet temporarily airborne black dwarf frying pans from existence while I keep watch on @Shatter to make sure he understands the situation. 

Edited November 12, 2025 by Creation

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

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[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Hence the "interesting mechanics" part. I bet an Elantrian could find some way to do it. 

Also wouldn't the sandwich continue past the event horizon to the center and just retain its original shape instead of joining the singularity?

I guess?

Time is messed up though, so I don't know.

6 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

This mourning makes you drop the Sandwich in sadness and I take it from the ground and run away

Why did I have to miss the black hole frying pan : (

Don't worry I still have one

And it's sentient

4 hours ago, Shatter said:

I grab the black hole frying pan that @Creation so foolishly dropped after whacking @Vyzkel upside the head, and bonk @YouCantHaveMySandwich on the head with it, knocking them out. I then take the sandwich and strap @YouCantHaveMySandwich to a UGM-133 Trident II Intercontinental Ballistic Nuclear Missile and launch it. 

His is a black dwarf frying pan.

3 hours ago, Creation said:

You fool. I am part of THE CULT OF THE WIZBIRBS. And I therefore have to ability to create new temporarily airborne black dwarf frying pans at will. 

I whack @Shatter over the head with my newly summoned temporarily airborne frying pan from every one of the 26 dimensions and all 3 realms and he falls unconscious for strapping @YouCantHaveMySandwich to a UGM-133 Trident II Intercontinental Ballistic Nuclear Missile and launching it after committing grand theft. Then, I transfer to Shadesmar and revive @YouCantHaveMySandwich's cognitive shadow into a perfect replication of her body before destruction. Then, I return the sandwich to her after placing her in the spiritual realm with a activatable perpindiculary that will place her back onto Scadrial when she wakes up from the shock of literally dying. Then, I remove all my pet temporarily airborne black dwarf frying pans from existence while I keep watch on @Shatter to make sure he understands the situation. 

While you're busy watching Shatter, the Maw 3 - Frying Pan bonks you on the head and takes the sandwich from @YouCantHaveMySandwich.

[Creation he/him]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

4 hours ago, Creation said:

You fool. I am part of THE CULT OF THE WIZBIRBS. And I therefore have to ability to create new temporarily airborne black dwarf frying pans at will. 

I whack @Shatter over the head with my newly summoned temporarily airborne frying pan from every one of the 26 dimensions and all 3 realms and he falls unconscious for strapping @YouCantHaveMySandwich to a UGM-133 Trident II Intercontinental Ballistic Nuclear Missile and launching it after committing grand theft. Then, I transfer to Shadesmar and revive @YouCantHaveMySandwich's cognitive shadow into a perfect replication of her body before destruction. Then, I return the sandwich to her after placing her in the spiritual realm with a activatable perpindiculary that will place her back onto Scadrial when she wakes up from the shock of literally dying. Then, I remove all my pet temporarily airborne black dwarf frying pans from existence while I keep watch on @Shatter to make sure he understands the situation. 

While you're busy watching Shatter, the Maw 3 - Frying Pan bonks you on the head and takes the sandwich from @YouCantHaveMySandwich.

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren's frying pan doesn't knock me unconscious as I am not not a kandra and I notice KSOHS and therefore devise a plan. I get near your frying pan and instantly use the investiture I borrowed from alternate versions of Adonalsium to power my A-bendalloy. Then, I burn duralumin and put the effects of a 1 metre radius bendalloy bubble into an allomantic grenade that I throw at the frying pan. I then see the frying pan that has committed grand theft and assault instantly die of hawking radiation. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, Creation said:

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren's frying pan doesn't knock me unconscious as I am not not a kandra and I notice KSOHS and therefore devise a plan. I get near your frying pan and instantly use the investiture I borrowed from alternate versions of Adonalsium to power my A-bendalloy. Then, I burn duralumin and put the effects of a 1 metre radius bendalloy bubble into an allomantic grenade that I throw at the frying pan. I then see the frying pan that has committed grand theft and assault instantly die of hawking radiation. 

"Noooooo!" I scream as Maw 3 dies. I counter your time bubble with my own, and I enter and pick up the sandwich that was left behind. I send a signal to my Dyson Swarm orbiting Taldain's supergiant. The swarm immediately begins redirecting the star's light and Investiture to itself.

The star goes supernova, and I toss another honorblade, the last Windrunner one I have, into the new blackhole, along with some aluminum and nicrosil minds. 

The Maw 5 proceeds to reshape itself into a Frying Pan. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I hire a Maw 5 to take the Sandwich. It gives the Sandwich to me.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Little do you know I disguised myself as you and Maw 5 gives the Sandwich to me.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The Maw 5, now knowing that you are not me, and enjoying the sentience I gave it in return, steals the Sandwich from you and gives it to me.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

The Maw 5, now knowing that you are not me, and enjoying the sentience I gave it in return, steals the Sandwich from you and gives it to me.

I then shove you into the Maw 5, and you disappear. Then I realize you still have the Sandwich, so I dive in after you.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I dive out in an evasive maneuver.

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

I use a duralumin fueled push / pull thingy like what Marsh does in TLM to break Maw 5 apart, then grab the sandwich and start running

[Shatter He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Booknewt said:

I use a duralumin fueled push / pull thingy like what Marsh does in TLM to break Maw 5 apart, then grab the sandwich and start running

I stick my leg out and trip Booknewt. I steal The Sandwich and drop it in The Evil on Threnody. 

Good luck getting that. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I , being on Threnody, snatch the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I get one of the Shades to take it from you to give to me. 

[Shatter He/Him]

12 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I , being on Threnody, snatch the Sandwich.

from The Evil... 

impressive

3 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I get one of the Shades to take it from you to give to me. 

I say Boo and you run away, dropping The Sandwich in suprise and angering all the Shades. I grab the Sandwich and Elsegate to The Cognitive Realm.

Edited November 12, 2025 by Shatter