The Battle for the Sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, BlueWildRye said:

"Alright, dezaS," says I. "I have a plan.... What's the plan?"

"The plan is to hop in my private jet," I say, very unsuspiciously

like seriously, I don't have any bad intentions

I just taking yall to my fortress on south sandwich islands

not suspiscous i promise

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

16 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

"Alright, dezaS," says I. "I have a plan.... What's the plan?"

"Let's locate Unintelligenius's base and you distract him while I steal the sandwich."

[Unintelligenius he/him]

7 hours ago, dezaS said:

"Let's locate Unintelligenius's base and you distract him while I steal the sandwich."

I send a letter saying I disagree

[BlueWildRye he/him]

15 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I send a letter saying I disagree

I send a letter to your base, and when you open it, it explodes.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

In the confusion I steal the sandwich and hide in my not-so-secret fortress

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1 hour ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

In the confusion I steal the sandwich and hide in my not-so-secret fortress

I accept your offer from earlier and go to your fortress, then steal the Sandwich and flee the South Sandwich Islands.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I become the sandwich. no one notices

[AltonicKeys he/him]

From the South Sandwich Beaches, I peek up from my newspaper. I'll allow it. Why, I've done the same thing before. I lay back down in my lounge chair and continue reading.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Indeed, nobody notices. 

I am underneath a grass block, missing my mother. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Indeed, nobody notices. 

I am underneath a grass block, missing my mother. 

I invite Bird Furious to join me inside the sandwich. There's enough room. Inside the sandwich is sandwich land. An infinite expanse of SANDWICH.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

16 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I invite Bird Furious to join me inside the sandwich. There's enough room. Inside the sandwich is sandwich land. An infinite expanse of SANDWICH.

I accept the invitation. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

Indeed, nobody notices. 

I am underneath a grass block, missing my mother. 

I ARRIVE IN A FIERY EXPLOSION but it doesn't hurt you, obviously.

4 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

I accept the invitation. 

I come with you.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

40 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I ARRIVE IN A FIERY EXPLOSION but it doesn't hurt you, obviously.

I come with you.

I am VERY VERY HAPPY BECAUSE I MISSED YOU, MOTHER. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I am VERY VERY HAPPY BECAUSE I MISSED YOU, MOTHER. 

I HUG YOU AGGRESSIVELY

*hugs aggressively*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I HUG YOU AGGRESSIVELY

*hugs aggressively*

I am hugged aggressively. 

I am happy.

I hug YOU aggressively. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I am hugged aggressively. 

I am happy.

I hug YOU aggressively. 

I am also happy.

I make you soup and wrap you in a blanket, because I just love doing that now.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I am also happy.

I make you soup and wrap you in a blanket, because I just love doing that now.

I am also just here. Chilling in the sandwich. Watching. Also kind of embarrassed because it seems like it is a personal thing.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I am also happy.

I make you soup and wrap you in a blanket, because I just love doing that now.

I cozy in the blanket with my doggy and she helps me eat the soup. I tell you to eat. 

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I am also just here. Chilling in the sandwich. Watching. Also kind of embarrassed because it seems like it is a personal thing.

I inform you that it is not. It is merely my mother. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I am also just here. Chilling in the sandwich. Watching. Also kind of embarrassed because it seems like it is a personal thing.

Mmmmm it's okay

Soup?

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I cozy in the blanket with my doggy and she helps me eat the soup. I tell you to eat. 

I inform you that it is not. It is merely my mother. 

Mmmmmm I back some cookies first

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I nab the Sandwich/Coder while it is distracted by the events and sit on a nearby rock

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

17 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Mmmmm it's okay

Soup?

Mmmmmm I back some cookies first

and THEN I swaddle you in a blanket next to me with my baby doggie. 

16 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I nab the Sandwich/Coder while it is distracted by the events and sit on a nearby rock

I… do not know how to feel about this. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

and THEN I swaddle you in a blanket next to me with my baby doggie. 

mmmmm I pet the baby doggie

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

9 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I… do not know how to feel about this.

I get that comment a lot

I’ve heard it’s best to just ignore me

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

10 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

mmmmm I pet the baby doggie

I pet her as well. She’s my favorite. 

1 minute ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I get that comment a lot

I’ve heard it’s best to just ignore me

HAH

 no

 it’Sa compliment

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

16 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I get that comment a lot

I’ve heard it’s best to just ignore me

nuh-uh 

13 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I pet her as well. She’s my favorite. 

HAH

 no

 it’Sa compliment

Yay! I'm the favorite!