The Battle for the Sandwich

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

7 minutes ago, I Am Coming For You said:

No no no no no. @through the living glass. 

Just go check

*snags sandwich*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I snap my fingers, instantly giving me the Sandwich while I run away like Jack Sparrow.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I trip you and beat you up, then fly away like a Jacked Sparrow. I circle back and get the Sandwich, then continue flying away.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I summon dragons. So many of them. Everywhere. constantly. Every post by anyone, I summon more dragons. =D

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Oh. Good thing they're not evil dragons. If they were evil dragons, dragons of the evil variety, then that would be bad. Luckily, they are not evil. So everything is okay. Because they are not evil. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

Oh you mean @somebοdy?

Hmm?

2 hours ago, I Am Coming For You said:

No no no no no. @through the living glass. 

No idea.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I summon dragons. So many of them. Everywhere. constantly. Every post by anyone, I summon more dragons. =D

Yay dragons! 

55 minutes ago, KltonicAeys said:

Oh. Good thing they're not evil dragons. If they were evil dragons, dragons of the evil variety, then that would be bad. Luckily, they are not evil. So everything is okay. Because they are not evil. 

Very very good indeed. 

7 minutes ago, somebοdy said:

Hmm?

No idea.

Aw. Lemme know if you see her. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I throw a rock at KltonicAeys and knock him out of the sky. Taking the Sandwich and walking away.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

With the power of my April fools gimmick, I flip you upsidedown. This makes you walk towards me. Unfortunately, as your gravitational pull is also flipped, and there is no ceiling above us, you fall into the sky. oopsies.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

5 hours ago, strmblsd said:

i cry about the llast post wins

5 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

I do to

I sob as well

 

Then I build a time machine and fast forward to April 2nd

[Vyzkel He/Him]

57 minutes ago, KltonicAeys said:

With the power of my April fools gimmick, I flip you upsidedown. This makes you walk towards me. Unfortunately, as your gravitational pull is also flipped, and there is no ceiling above us, you fall into the sky. oopsies.

Luckily for me, I have the power of reversing stuff, so I reverse myself back and land head first.

Edited April 1, 2025 by Lekzyv

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 hour ago, Lekzyv said:

Luckily for me, I have the power of reversing stuff, so I reverse myself back and land head first.

I heeeby draft a law that says that doing that is punishable by death, and then take the Sandwich while no one is looking.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 hours ago, KltonicAeys said:

Oh. Good thing they're not evil dragons. If they were evil dragons, dragons of the evil variety, then that would be bad. Luckily, they are not evil. So everything is okay. Because they are not evil. 

I am the lord of the dragons. The dragons all just want 1 thing. The sandwich. And people's souls. But that last one is just a bonus. If you would please, you can now also add a dragon's action to your own. Please make it as quirky and mentally unstable as can be. Like, for instance, Dragon eats its foot and becomes another sandwich, or, Dragon becomes a black hole, or, Dragon is open for giving people sandwiches in exchange for their souls.

I summon Dragons. (As the dragon overlord, I can take control of dragons at any time) Super Dragon blast 2/10.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I shoot ya dragons with a bullet through the eye. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

8 minutes ago, The Spirit said:

I shoot ya dragons with a bullet through the eye. 

How many?

I summon Dragons. Super Dragon Blast 3/10

Edited April 2, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I turn the '1' in the denominator on its side, causing Super Dragon Blast to become 3/-0. The introduction of an undefined fraction causes the simulation to crash and I take the sandwich, which has really been on the starting hill all this time.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I take a fishing rod and hook the Sandwich out of your hand, then reel it towards me. I hold out my hand and levitate the sandwich off the hook, moving it towards me. However, the Chicago Bears are off in a game somewhere else, so they can't tackle me.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

23 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I turn the '1' in the denominator on its side, causing Super Dragon Blast to become 3/-0. The introduction of an undefined fraction causes the simulation to crash and I take the sandwich, which has really been on the starting hill all this time.

The existence of the undifined fraction creates a quantum fractal in which I use an ancient ability passed down from generations. "I USE NEGATIVE ZERO" -0 the very fabric of reality breaks apart as the universe tries to process this odd action. This temporarily allows me to reach in and warp the fraction into the void, causing direction to become inconsequential and reversing the fraction to 3/10 and warping the fabric to distill the quantum fractal of the cosmere and make it 2/5 (1.5 rounded up) and then, (Changing the name of the super dragon blast)

I summon Dragons. Draconic Reverse 3/5

[Vyzkel He/Him]

10 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

I take a fishing rod and hook the Sandwich out of your hand, then reel it towards me. I hold out my hand and levitate the sandwich off the hook, moving it towards me. However, the Chicago Bears are off in a game somewhere else, so they can't tackle me.

Luckily for you, I brought the Vikings instead. They tackle you and I take the Sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

27 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Luckily for you, I brought the Vikings instead. They tackle you and I take the Sandwich.

I come say hi to my father, hoping to share the spoils.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I sneeze and summon my honorary mother to me.

MOTHERRRRRRR!!

@Bird Furious

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I sneeze and summon my honorary mother to me.

MOTHERRRRRRR!!

@Bird Furious

I sneeze and arrive at my honorary daughter. 

GLASSY DAUGHTERRRRRR

I squiz my daughter. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

13 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I sneeze and arrive at my honorary daughter. 

GLASSY DAUGHTERRRRRR

I squiz my daughter. 

I squiz my mother.

"Mommyyyyyyyyy!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I squiz my mother.

"Mommyyyyyyyyy!"

"Dottyyy!!!" 

I give you a present. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

"Dottyyy!!!" 

I give you a present. 

I gasp excitedly and open it.