The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

I DIDNT KNOW YOU WOULD DIE 

IF YOU RUN HER OVER WITH AN AMBULANCE SHE HEALS

BUT DONT RUN HER OVER WITH A HEARSE.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

HOW

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

HOW

SOMEONE GET THE HEARSE

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

SOMEONE GET THE HEARSE

. . . OKAY

Edited March 21, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

wut

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Lightning strikes you.

I lay there, shockingly shocked into shock.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I lay there, shockingly shocked into shock.

I run you over with an ambulance, therefore healing you of all your ailments.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I blink in surprise, a little shocked, then I steal the Sandwich from AltonicKeys and slap him in the face.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I blink in surprise, a little shocked, then I steal the Sandwich from AltonicKeys and slap him in the face.

I reprimand you for not doing it Kelsier-style

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I slap somebody. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I reprimand you for not doing it Kelsier-style

I bow my head in shame.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

10 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I slap somebody. 

I sob.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I sob.

I did not slap you. 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

In the @chaos I sneak through the wreckage and dive into the sandwich. I am now in the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I summon Dr. Doof back to this thread to shrink the sandwich with his new shrinkinator ray. This ejects you from the sandwich and I grab it.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I come back with Jerome and while he distracts @NerdyAarakocra with his cuteness, I quickly shoot the Sandwich with an unshrinkinator ray and grab it.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Oh no! At the last moment Nerdy throws Jerome off, and he falls onto you. In the confusion I grab the sandwich

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Doomslug is confused to see that she grabbed the wrong sandwich. Meanwhile, the real Sandwich appears in my hidey hole.

"Aha! My teleportation device worked!" I shout.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

21 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

I did not slap you. 

I sob because you did not slap me.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Rye's joy soon fades when he realizes it was a fake and I laugh while holding the Sandwich in one hand and my unteleprtation device in the other.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I bust into Rye's hidey hole in a cool fashion(again) and steal the teleportation device to un-unteleport the sandwich into my hands

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Doomslug realizes that the teleportation device is a fake, and I teleport the real one into my hand using my second teleportation device.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I give the teleportation device a good shake and it starts working again and I teleport the sandwich to me

Edited March 23, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I teleport myself into Rye's hidey hole, grab the Sandwich, and teleport out.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I am waiting for Uninteligenius when he teleports out, and I take the Sandwich and teleport myself to the other side of the world with my prize.