The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

54 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

YAY 

*squeezes*

*squeezes*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

13 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*squeezes*

Eat chicken nuggets 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

Eat chicken nuggets 

I am a ghost

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

Eat chicken nuggets 

wait isn't that cannibalism though...?

 

I'm surprised how quickly Dezas got up, so I whack him again, knocking him out. I run him over with an elephant for good measure. Then I destroy his Iforgotthenameofthebunkerbutitwassomethingfancy™

[Vyzkel He/Him]

5 hours ago, dezaS said:

I stand up. 

GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

I say, getting you out of my swamp and taking the sandwich.

 

All Star by smash mouth plays.

You get a copyright strike and the company that owns the song happens to be mine, and I get the Sandwich in the lawsuit.

Edited March 21, 2025 by Vyzkel

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

wait isn't that cannibalism though...?

 

I'm surprised how quickly Dezas got up, so I whack him again, knocking him out. I run him over with an elephant for good measure. Then I destroy his Iforgotthenameofthebunkerbutitwassomethingfancy™

I am offended. 

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

You get a copyright strike and the company that owns the song happens to be mine, and I get the Sandwich in the lawsuit.

I happen to be a criminal and immune to the law, so I meander in and meander out. An hour later, the sandwich is discovered to be missing. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I, being a policemen, arrest you and take the Sandwich. Then I throw you in jail and throw away the key.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I, knowing many policemen, get one to take the Sandwich from its evidence bag that @Uninteligenius briefly put it in and bring it to me. Then I cackle.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

44 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I, being a policemen, arrest you and take the Sandwich. Then I throw you in jail and throw away the key.

 

18 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I, knowing many policemen, get one to take the Sandwich from its evidence bag that @Uninteligenius briefly put it in and bring it to me. Then I cackle.

I possess you and eat the sandwich. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

 

I possess you and eat the sandwich. 

I wonder who you possess, as you quoted two people.

[Terrisman]

5 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

 

I possess you and eat the sandwich. 

I eat you and thus the sandwich as well

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I wonder who you possess, as you quoted two people.

I possessed @Kaladin Stormcursed  

4 minutes ago, Terrisman said:

I eat you and thus the sandwich as well

Unfortunately for you, I am cannibal resistant. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I possessed @Kaladin Stormcursed  

Unfortunately for you, I am cannibal resistant. 

I hug you/Kansas

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I hug you/Kansas

I ask which of us your intent addresses.

I then use the overlap to toss @Bird Furious out of my body, leaving me with the Sandwich

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I hug you/Kansas

Me/ Kansas is hugged. 

Just now, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I ask which of us your intent addresses.

I then use the overlap to toss @Bird Furious out of my body, leaving me with the Sandwich

I am annoyed. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

Me/ Kansas is hugged. 

I am annoyed. 

I call Ghostbusters to keep rom being possessed again

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I run because I'm still a ghost.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

10 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I call Ghostbusters to keep rom being possessed again

I possess Ghostbusters. They bust your ghost instead. 

You are now ded. 

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I run because I'm still a ghost.

They do not bust your ghost. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

I possess Ghostbusters. They bust your ghost instead. 

You are now ded. 

They do not bust your ghost. 

YAY

I rejoice rejoice-fully.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

YAY

I rejoice rejoice-fully.

I am finished with the ghostbusters and ask if you would like to possess them next. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

11 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I possess Ghostbusters. They bust your ghost instead. 

You are now ded. 

They do not bust your ghost. 

I possess you as you possess the Ghostbusters

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I possess you as you possess the Ghostbusters

I am ghost. 

I wonder how this can be that I am possessed. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

I am ghost. 

I wonder how this can be that I am possessed. 

Don’t ask questions

It just is

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I am finished with the ghostbusters and ask if you would like to possess them next. 

I politely decline and possess a tree instead.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Don’t ask questions

It just is

 

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I politely decline and possess a tree instead.

Help me!

I want to be un-possessed!