The Battle for the Sandwich

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

17 minutes ago, One of the Ten Fools said:

"I only have two quarters, a safety pin, and some pocket lint." 

“I’ll take the two quarters. How much salt?”

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

6 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“I’ll take the two quarters. How much salt?”

" I think that I need 367,000 grains of salt."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, One of the Ten Fools said:

" I think that I need 367,000 grains of salt."

She nodded and carefully counted out the grains into an appropriately sized container. “Does this look about right?”

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She nodded and carefully counted out the grains into an appropriately sized container. “Does this look about right?”

"Can I get two more grains?"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, One of the Ten Fools said:

"Can I get two more grains?"

“Hmm. Fine.” She added two more. “And my quarters?”

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

13 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“Hmm. Fine.” She added two more. “And my quarters?”

"here you go." I throw her the two quarters as I turn and sprint for the sandwich quickly preparing the cleansing ritual, and then dumping all of the salt onto the sandwich to make sure the job was done right.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, One of the Ten Fools said:

"here you go." I throw her the two quarters as I turn and sprint for the sandwich quickly preparing the cleansing ritual, and then dumping all of the salt onto the sandwich to make sure the job was done right.

Fish grinned, clutching her two quarters of The Sandwich (making a total of 6/4, if anyone happened to be counting). Tucking them away, she returned to the great underground from whence she came. 

That was easier than I thought. 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Little did she know that in the great underground lurked a new menace. 

That menace was named Cephandrius (no relation) and it loved to eat sandwiches. It reached out with its tentacle and grabbed the sandwich quarters from where she tucked them away.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, DezaS said:

Little did she know that in the great underground lurked a new menace. 

That menace was named Cephandrius (no relation) and it loved to eat sandwiches. It reached out with its tentacle and grabbed the sandwich quarters from where she tucked them away.

She flipped the switch on the wall, electrifying the specimen in its cage. She retrieved the sandwiches and moved deeper into her bunker. "Go find your own sandwich."

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

The specimen in question was Cephandrius's sister, leading him to more rage. His gemheart pulsed with Odium's rhythms and he let out a mighty bellow. GAAAAAHH!  he screamed, bursting Fish's eardrums and causing the sandwich to disintegrate in her hand. (yes, Cephandrius is a chasmfiend-one evolved to live underground, with acid skin instead of carapace)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, DezaS said:

The specimen in question was Cephandrius's sister, leading him to more rage. His gemheart pulsed with Odium's rhythms and he let out a mighty bellow. GAAAAAHH!  he screamed, bursting Fish's eardrums and causing the sandwich to disintegrate in her hand. (yes, Cephandrius is a chasmfiend-one evolved to live underground, with acid skin instead of carapace)

Fish sighed, dropped the broken ear-shaped drums, and pulled out a broom to sweep up the sand. She carefully put this away in a jar. 

The electrified sister crackled, pleased with her new form, and moved across the bars like some kind of spren. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

19 hours ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"No chemical weapons? Uhhh... how about sneaky poison?" 

19 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

It.

Is.

CHAOS.

Death trembles before it, as it claims death.

Its domain is not merely death, but rather all pain, all confusion.

It.

Is.

CHAOS.

Pain fuels it.

It. Fuels. Pain.

Can I get some for that guy(@SpiritOfWrath)?

Seems like it kinda needs it

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

42 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Can I get some for that guy(@SpiritOfWrath)?

Seems like it kinda needs it

I give you the weapons

[Unintelligenius he/him]

5 hours ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Fish grinned, clutching her two quarters of The Sandwich (making a total of 6/4, if anyone happened to be counting). Tucking them away, she returned to the great underground from whence she came. 

That was easier than I thought. 

I start planning and a couple of nuclear bombs later, the underground is completely demolished.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Uninteligenius said:

I start planning and a couple of nuclear bombs later, the underground is completely demolished.

Sadly, by that time, Fish was long, long gone. 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

But you bumped off Cephandrius and his electric sister!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

That's right, @Uninteligenius. How could you bump them off??

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Wait… who has the Sandwich

I am sitting on a camp chair, happily munching on a sandwich, tomato juice drops down my cheek.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Idk tbh

"Hi!" I bring a chair over and eat my own sandwich. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Oh okay

I lept from my chair, having finished my sandwich. I wanted something… more. I ran out of the small forest I was sitting and found the Sandwich covered in salt. I quickly snatch the Sandwich and run away, laughing like a maniac.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

"WAIT FOR ME, FATHER!" 

I run after you. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I proceed to not wait and I continue running.

Edited January 18, 2025 by Vyzkel

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I chase after Haly.

"WAIT, MY CHILD."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I stop and hug my mother. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I ignore the beautiful mother-daughter moment and hijack a car.