The Battle for the Sandwich

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

this action should be in the 125257 ways to get people to avoid you like the plague

Then put it there

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

I finish my sandwich teleporting device and teleport The Sandwich to me, then realize it teleported every single sandwich in existence and so have to sort through thousands and thousands of sandwichs to find The Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Oh that’s perfect

I swan dive into the pile of sandwiches, adding to the search for the real Sandwich.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

I destroy all the sandwiches using division but because the sandwich is too powerful it doesn't destroy that one, then I punch Vyz and take the sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I catch the punch, throwing you to the ground and grabbing the Sandwich. I put on my Supa Speedy Shoes™ and run away at sonic speeds.

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

I take a minute of silence to honor all the fallen sandwiches.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Far away in a place light could rarely reach, Fish stood waiting. Her huge, round glasses glinted in the light of the candles, and she waited, breathless, for the moon to reach its point overhead. 

It was almost time.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

The moon no longer existed.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I run so fast that I wasn’t able to see the wall right in front of me. I run into it face first. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

The moon no longer existed.

Fish sighed.

Of course. The perils of doing important things. How frustrating. 

She’d finish later. 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

I grab the sandwich and imageneer you into a steel box while you are distracted by hitting the wall, I imageneer a box around my self to hide temporally.

[strmblsd he/him]

i who have been hiding wiht my sheep for like a week now decided to leave my hole

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I launch a Sandwich Guided Missle™  and follow it, which explodes IcedOutPenguin's box and I walk away happily with the Sandwich.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

I recreate your sandwich guided missile. and launch it so it explodes you and I take the sandwich. Oh and I punch Vyz 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Ah man

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I give Vyz a yummy sandwich that is not the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

This is making me hungry

I eat the sandwich then run after Ice, now fully fueled.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Fish decided to emerge. She appeared in the middle of the battlefield and cleared her throat. 

"Good morning, fellow people," she said, adjusting her huge glasses. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

6 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

This is making me hungry

I eat the sandwich then run after Ice, now fully fueled.

Emerging from the clouds, I stop you, about to incur the punishment of eating The Sandwich. I then look at the previous post and let you off with a warning, though by now Ice is gone. I return to the sky into my omnipresent state.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Fish sighed. Was that dumb sandwich all they cared about? 

“Hey,” she yelled. “Gimme that sandwich.”

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

6 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

Emerging from the clouds, I stop you, about to incur the punishment of eating The Sandwich. I then look at the previous post and let you off with a warning, though by now Ice is gone. I return to the sky into my omnipresent state.

I, mistaking you for a Shard, deck you across the face Kelsier-style 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

"Come and get it!" I yell to Fish in a mocking tone.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

14 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I, mistaking you for a Shard, deck you across the face Kelsier-style 

I, mistaking you for a meanie-mean face, build a prison around you, except I didn't misjudge you and you are evil. Twenty years dungeon.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take the chance while Ice is yelling to run up from behind and take the Sandwich. “Why don’t you,” I yell to him mockingly.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

16 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"Come and get it!" I yell to Fish in a mocking tone.

She sighed. "You realize this game is ridiculous," she called. 

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

I take the chance while Ice is yelling to run up from behind and take the Sandwich. “Why don’t you,” I yell to him mockingly.

"And you are?"