The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

9 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I delightfully roll around in cash, the bank robbery having been very successful

Oh also my cake trees from like 100 pages ago are ripe so idk if there's a war or smth but like yeah

I burn your cake trees.

But it was all just a dream.

I make some salsa again.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I find a cake in front of me and share it with the Compassbearers.

[The H]

I give Vyz some pest spray (in Australia it's just a novelty though)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I thank you and use it very liberally.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

what happened to the sandwhich?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Nobody nose who has it. That’s why I send my delver after it.

I holds my hand out, and a delver materializes in front of me. “Find it”

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

The delver finds me in an alleyway wearing a trench coat and fedora. I open my trench coat to reveal the insides are lined with various sandwiches that look exactly like the original. "Hey kid, wanna buy a sandwich? I'll cut ya a special deal cuz I like ya. Wadya say?"

Edited October 3, 2024 by The Assassin In Red

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

The delver buzzes with excitement. Ten months later, (of course), I find it in a gutter snorting lunch meat. I sigh dramatically, and say, “Fine.”

I begin to follow my Compass.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

@Unintelligenius has it

I run after the Sandwich, which is still clutched in Unintelligenius’ hands.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I run away and very convincingly yell that I definitely don't have the sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I very convincingly believe you, a walk away.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I stare at Genius for a awkwardly long time, trying to figure out whether or not to believe him

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I pull out a sniper.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I snipe the sniper. I then convincingly yell that I have the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I send a verdant-spore-eating-redspine after you in retribution.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I whistle very unsuspiciously and start slowly backing away from everyone.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I cower in fear of the green spine.

[strmblsd he/him]

I put purple paint on the green spine so now it is a purple spine

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

The purple spine likes its new coloring and gives you a telepathic sword that asks you if you want to destroy some evil today.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I am strongly enticed by the sword.

[The H]

I feel repulsed by the sword.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I take a cake from Doomslug cake trees and eat it.

 @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I realize people want cake so I decide to start charging $5 for a cake

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I pay 5 dollars.

[The H]

2 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

charging $5

I wonder how one can Hemalurgically charge cake with $5.