The Battle for the Sandwich

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I send the sandwich flying into my hands with a telekinetic screech.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I send my eldritch flying creatures after RyeBread.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I wonder why your eldritch flying creatures are attacking bread. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

While my creatures are preoccupied with the bread, I attack BlueWildRye.

[The H]

I hold my creation in my hands. The results of weeks of work. They slightly resembled compasses, yet worked in all axes. "These five compasses are indestructible, and can locate The Sandwich from anywhere in existence. With this, we will be able to find it if we ever lose it."

I give compasses to @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug, @SpiritOfWrath, @strmblsd, @Through The Living Glass, and @Unintelligenius.

 

Spoiler

(Also, do people in this game need to sleep at all?)

Edited October 1, 2024 by The H

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I graciously accept the compass, pocketing it. 
No sleep!!!! (Wait do u mean like, timezone-wise?)

[The H]

No, as in the fact that the characters (ourselves) don't need to sleep.

Now that the whole cult thing has been established and all, we can go back to just stealing The Sandwich (with the added goal of the cult)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I gratefully accept the compass. It only works for me because it was made with my hair.

idk, I mean, sleep if you want, but that's just time other people are using to steal the sandwich.

Wait I lost track, did you use the hair to make compasses? Or am I just delusional

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I take the Sandwich.

Oh and I take the compass, too.

"Hey, the compasses work!" I shout.

[The H]

2 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Wait I lost track, did you use the hair to make compasses? Or am I just delusional

I used 5 different people's hairs to make it, because I just needed... Sharder-Life-Force-Thingy-That's-Only-For-Plot-Progression.

I grin widely, overjoyed that my invention worked.

[strmblsd he/him]

I take the compass and go to sleep

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I realize I haven’t posted in a while and realize that the compasses are op, so I make it my goal to steal them all and destroy them.

I start by taking strmbsd’s compass while he’s sleeping:

Edited October 1, 2024 by Vyzkel
My goodness typos

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I retake the compass, spitting in your face. I give it back to @strmblsd

[strmblsd he/him]

I having been crying like prince John from the animated robin hood asking for mommy gladly accept it and go run and hide with it

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

I having been crying like prince John from the animated robin hood asking for mommy gladly accept it and go run and hide with it

I gasp *gasp* as I remember that movie.

I decide to go rob a bank.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I help you. I like money.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Ooo! I'm in too!! 

I summon my mighty shardstick and help Glass rob a bank

[PianoSavant she/her]

I, who was at the bank and just trying to have a normal day, run away. After several minutes, I realize that I somehow stole the Sandwich from Glass in the chaos. I shrug and keep running.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I narrow my eyes, then leap after Piano.

Edited October 1, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I tackle you to the ground before you reach her and I start grappling you.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I screech, spittle flying from my face, then grow four claw-like arms, which pin you down.

Forgot about this side of me, didn’t you?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

22 hours ago, The H said:

I give compasses to @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug, @SpiritOfWrath, @strmblsd, @Through The Living Glass, and @Unintelligenius.

I graciously accept the compass and start the long journey of finding the sandwich.

[The H]

I kick Piano and take the sandwich. Unfortunately it appears I was wearing my Crocs without sports mode on, so I trip and fall on my face.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I laugh at you for wearing Crocs.

...

"CRAB SURPRISE!!"

*dumps bucket of crabs on your head*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

*CREMLING SURPRISE*
I dissolve into a pile of cremlings, completely bypassing Vyz.