The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

13 hours ago, The H said:

He's one of us!

I bring two buckets of popcorn, offering one to @Unintelligenius.

I gladly accept the popcorn as I settle into a comfortable recliner chair and watch the events unfold before my very eyes. I also offer a comfortable recliner chair to @The H.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I stand atop my watch tower, staring confusedly at the heated debate about cancer

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Lol 

I kick some invaders

”DON’T MAKE ME KICK YOU!”

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I appear on Doomslug’s watch tower, asking if I can watch with them.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

I appear on Doomslug’s watch tower, asking if I can watch with them.

I say yes, and as a sign of hospitality, provide the popcorn

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Meanwhile I fight numberless nameless enemies, with ease. 
Breathing in, I summon my eldritch energies to prepare the Attack.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

48 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I say yes, and as a sign of hospitality, provide the popcorn

I take it while still watching the battle.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I watch all that is going on in utter confusion. Maybe it will make more sense if I have the Sandwich. As if on cue, the Sandwich magically appears next to me. I note how convient this is, then take it and run away to avoid death and dismemberment.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I give an unholy screech and unleash the Attack upon @PianoSavant. A swarm of cockroaches, bats, and other flying animals (some unseen by any human before) grow from my back, disconnecting and going for @PianoSavant. They surround her, taking the Sandwich and placing it safely back in the Stronghold of the Cult of the Sandwich. (SCS for short)

This is much better than cancer.

Edited September 27, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[PianoSavant she/her]

29 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I give an unholy screech and unleash the Attack upon @PianoSavant. A swarm of cockroaches, bats, and other flying animals (some unseen by any human before) grow from my back, disconnecting and going for @PianoSavant. They surround him, taking the Sandwich and placing it safely back in the Stronghold of the Cult of the Sandwich. (SCS for short)

This is much better than cancer.

( I’m a her)

I run even faster, even though I lost the Sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

9 minutes ago, PianoSavant said:

( I’m a her)

I run even faster, even though I lost the Sandwich.

Oh lol. Oops. Editing magic!!!

@Ancient Elantrian I did it too.

Edited September 27, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I kick Vyz in the face and run after Piano for no reason.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Hey!

My head flys back and my nose starts bleeding. I start to run after the Sandwich, which is in Wrath’s hands.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I stare confusedly at the Sandwich which just appeared in my hands. Grinning, I give it to one of my bugs and they carry it away. "Join us Vyz. We, of the Cult, are stronger the more numerous we are."

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I stop for second to say, “nah, not my style,” then I swipe the Sandwich out of your hands.

[The H]

5 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

"Join us Vyz. We, of the Cult, are stronger the more numerous we are."

"Listen, Wrath is a bit overzealous about this, and for the sake of your safety, I ask you to not offend him and just join."

(We have sleepovers and tea parties once a month, just join)

Edited September 27, 2024 by The H

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, The H said:

"Listen, Wrath is a bit overzealous about this, and for the sake of your safety, I ask you to not offend him and just join."

(We have sleepovers and tea parties once a month, just join)

I punch Vyz and say "Neverrrrrrr"

[The H]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I punch Vyz and say "Neverrrrrrr"

(Good job, fellow cult member)

I enter the forge and remove the machinery around the creations.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

11 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Oh lol. Oops. Editing magic!!!

@Ancient Elantrian I did it too.

HA

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

[AltonicKeys he/him]

hey guys. I just opened the Social Groups, Clans and Guilds tab. First two results. The Chosen Sandwich Finders and The Cult of the Sandwich. The former has been going on for a whole year. How did I not notice these?? What have I created with this accursed game, this horrible war. anyways

14 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I stop for second to say, “nah, not my style,” then I swipe the Sandwich out of your hands.

A cartoonish cloud of dust appears, covering your view. While you can't see, I swap the Sandwich with a loaf of bread cut exactly to the proportions of the Sandwich and leave it in your hands.
Then I run into the bi-yearly World Sandwich Expo and get lost in the crowd.

Edited September 27, 2024 by AltonicKeys

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I, being the host of the bi-yearly World Sandwich Expo, tell security to bring you to me and with their advanced technology they easily find you and bring you to me. I take the sandwich and then have security throw you into jail.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I appear with Tell to help protect the The Sandwich. 
This ain’t aggressive. I’m legit helping you, bc of the Cult of the Sandwich.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I act like I am also going to help protect the Sandwich, then steal it and run when no one is looking.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Screeching, I dash towards Piano and wrench the Sandwich out of her hands

[PianoSavant she/her]

I screech back at you. There, uh, isn’t really a logical reason behind this, but that’s never stopped me before.