The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

I ignore the cows and just steal the Sandwich from Unintelligenius, then I eat some Mars pizza.

I eat some Jupiter pizza and throw a slice of cheese at your face. It sticks to you, and you are very confused.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I confusedly peel the cheese off my face and taste it.

Edited September 15, 2024 by Vyzkel
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[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I run after Rye screaming like a maniac and casting crucio at him because he used an unforgivable curse.

                                                                                   

                                                                   UHHHH IGNORE THIS!

[strmblsd he/him]

I go to help rye because I wanna 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I cast Imperio at Doomslug.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I pause for a second and enjoy the relaxation before shaking it off and imperio-ing Glass to do nothing

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I fly back to earth and chill on the beach while everyone is having a wizard battle, happily holding the Sandwich.

[The H]

I elbow Vyz in the face (sorry!) and take the Sandwich (not sorry!).

 

(Edit: Whoops forgot the bold)

Edited September 16, 2024 by The H

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You need to bold. 
Luckily, it was all a dream.

[strmblsd he/him]

I elbow Vyz in the face (not sorry!) and take the Sandwich (sorry!).

hehehe I sneeky

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I steal it back and also eat some pizza.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I expelliarmus the pizza out of your hand

[strmblsd he/him]

I dive catching the pizza in my mouth and continue sliding until I hit a wall... Very very hard.. hard enough that there is now a me sized hole in the wall

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I patch up both Strmblsd and the wall, then wonder how he got all the bubble wrap off.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I helpfully provide some (bubble wrap I mean). 
There is quite a lot of it, so I take some of the extra, make a rope out of it, and lasso the Sandwich from Unintelligenius’s hand.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*OMG BUBBLE WRAP!!!!!1*

I dive at the bubble wrap and pop it all then tear it to shreds before it can lasso the sandwich

what if there was a sandwich cult that protected the sandwich rather than stole it...

Edited September 17, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I carefully wrap Strmblsd in bubble wrap once again.

T h e n  I  d u c t  t a p e  h i m  i n  s o  h e  c a n n o t  e s c a p e .

[The H]

19 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

what if there was a sandwich cult that protected the sandwich rather than stole it...

I lower my hood, then ask Doomslug if she seeks answers to the question that is the Sandwich.

(if you say yes, you are the cult's second member. If not... *cracks knuckles*)

[PianoSavant she/her]

I use this opportunity to steal the Sandwich, as my previous attempt was thwarted.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I thwart this attempt to nab the Sandwich, also.

I give you a hug and bury the Sandwich in my front yard.

[strmblsd he/him]

I am thoroughly wrapped in bubble wrap and am trapped so I just sit there and watch

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I pat you on the head reassuringly.

[The H]

19 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

and bury the Sandwich in my front yard.

And I dig it up in search of buried treasure. (My pirate map had an X which marked the spot)

 

(I swear that I'm clicking 'bold' I don't know what's happening  )

 

Edited September 17, 2024 by The H

[Unintelligenius he/him]

You dreamed that so actually I dig it up and celebrate by eating some bananas with Jerome.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I sheepishly ask if I can have a banana.