The Battle for the Sandwich

[The H]

I question whether it was supposed to hit Strmblsd or the spot he was standing in.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Strmblsd is protected.

Huzzah!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*party party party party party*

*basically does nothing but hide in bomb shelter waiting for the end of the world*

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I poke my head out and see that it isn't Page 221 yet.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*has an idea*

*sets bomb to explode the next time someone eats a gummy*

"Now it's a surprise! Aren't suprises greattttt?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*travels to another planet where the bomb can't get me*

[strmblsd he/him]

Eats a gummy because I'm bored

[PianoSavant she/her]

I dive for cover.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I teleport Strmblsd to the same planet as me and watch the explosion from afar...

The Sandwich lands next to us.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I teleport there as well just before the explosion and pick up the sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*AHHHH IM BURNINGGGGGG*

[Immortal Platypus]

I want the sandwich, so, as an old person in the terms of this thread, it comes to me. It recognizes my seniority, after all

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I steal the sandwich because Platypus was just thinking or dreaming or whatever. 

Gotta bold

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I, having seniority realize what Platypus was thinking about and did it myself, though I may not be senior in age, I am in terms of posts.

btw IM THE SECOND TOP POSTER NOW.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

I, having seniority realize what Platypus was thinking about and did it myself, though I may not be senior in age, I am in terms of posts.

btw IM THE SECOND TOP POSTER NOW.

I having seniority in both age and posts, take it back.

low-key, it's been so long since I've been here that I forgot about bolding  

[Vyzkel He/Him]

19 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

I having seniority in both age and posts, take it back.

low-key, it's been so long since I've been here that I forgot about bolding  

And yet you’re still the top poster.

I say “dang it” as I plan another way to grab the Sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

12 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

low-key, it's been so long since I've been here that I forgot about bolding  

Gosh, you ARE old.

Also, there's still a bomb set to explode on 221, yes?

Edited September 7, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[PianoSavant she/her]

9 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Also, there's still a bomb set to explode on 221, yes?

Pretty sure, yeah.

22 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

I having seniority in both age and posts, take it back.

I have seniority in neither age nor posts. But, uh, I still take the Sandwich. So there. Then I run away to Mars so I don’t get exploded. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, PianoSavant said:

Pretty sure, yeah.

I have seniority in neither age nor posts. But, uh, I still take the Sandwich. So there. Then I run away to Mars so I don’t get exploded. 

I ping-pong-paddle you back to Earth and take the Sandwich at the same time.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I throw a ping-pong ball at you as I burn up in the atmosphere. When the doctors eventually piece me back together, I sue you for the Sandwich. I lose the case but steal the Sandwich when you aren’t looking.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

While the doctors were busy piecing you together, I summon the sandwich to me, then hide in my shelter and lock the door.

[strmblsd he/him]

I take the sandwich and take it somewhere nobody can find me.. out of service till tomorrow afternoon 

[Immortal Platypus]

On 9/6/2024 at 9:10 PM, Vyzkel said:

And yet you’re still the top poster.

I say “dang it” as I plan another way to grab the Sandwich.

I was basically every other post in my prime. When a couple people joined, I got less so, but back in the day, I was super active.

12 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Gosh, you ARE old.

I've been here since page 30. I am among the oldest people on this thread, and besides maybe @NerdyAarakocra, I am probably the oldest person that is even semi-active on this thread

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Using sneaky tactics no one saw coming, I take the Sandwich and run away.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

I saw them coming because I'm just better like that, and replaced the sandwich with a sawdust decoy, taking the actual sandwich for myself