The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The cannon balls become undodged, easily

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I use Dr. Doofensmirtz’s shrinkinator to rid the world of all brooms, and Living Glass falls to the ground 

I come over and take the sandwich, then ride away on a mechanical bull

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I lasso the bull and pull it to the ground, then I lasso the Sandwich into my hand. I ride into the sunset on my horse Bullseye.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I shout "Ride like the wind, Bullseye!" and Bullseye runs so fast that you both burn up in the atmosphere.

I pick up the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I teleport back and pick up Glass.

[strmblsd he/him]

I make armor out of rocket launchers so if I press a certain button it blows up everything around me except me... 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I teleport back and pick up Glass.

I slam the car door in his face. "Way too forward, my guy."

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[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I slam the car door in his face. "Way too forward, my guy."

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That’s not what I… whatever

I press the button on strmblsd’s armor.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel Willbender said:

That’s not what I… whatever

I press the button on strmblsd’s armor.

()

I manage to put up a shield before the world explodes, protecting myself.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I wait patiently for @strmblsd say what happens.

[strmblsd he/him]

There is a big pop and there is a good 50 foot crater around me and you just see me in my armor (now broken) knocked away by the explosion shot of to... Who knows where...

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I pull Strmblsd out of the crater, then fill the crater with dirt for no reason.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I steal the sandwich while Living Glass fills the hole. 
I give the sandwich to Strmblsd because he still hasn’t been cured after his doctor visit with BlueWildRye.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Pineap-spider said:

I steal the sandwich while Living Glass fills the hole. 
I give the sandwich to Strmblsd because he still hasn’t been cured after his doctor visit with BlueWildRye.

I cure Strmblsd with the power of magic

[strmblsd he/him]

I thanks you

[Vyzkel He/Him]

6 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I cure Strmblsd with the power of magic

She’s a witch doctor!

I EAT A REALLY BIG BURRITO WHILE WATCHING STRMBLSD BE HEALED.

[strmblsd he/him]

I get healed and then throw up for.... Different reasons...

[BlueWildRye he/him]

20 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I get healed and then throw up for.... Different reasons...

Which horror movie were you watching

While strmblsd is vomiting I take the sandwich, eat it, then give it to Hoid.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

Which horror movie were you watching

While strmblsd is vomiting I take the sandwich, eat it, then give it to Hoid.

I ask Hoid for the Sandwich but don't give him context.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I tell Hoid I’ll give him twenty bucks if he can do a backflip while giving me the Sandwich.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Hoid forces @Through The Living Glass to listen to a long but epic story before giving her the Sandwich.

He does a backflip and steals Vyz's money instead.

Edited July 8, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, BlueWildRye said:

Hoid forces @Through The Living Glass to listen to a long but epic story before giving her the Sandwich.

Dang it

I dive and grab the Sandwich, then run away Jack Sparrow style.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, BlueWildRye said:

Hoid forces @Through The Living Glass to listen to a long but epic story before giving her the Sandwich.

He does a backflip and steals Vyz's money instead.

I am moved to tears.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Vyz attracts a group of cannibals who chase him all over an island.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

12 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

Hoid forces @Through The Living Glass to listen to a long but epic story before giving her the Sandwich.

He does a backflip and steals Vyz's money instead.

How dare he

10 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

Vyz attracts a group of cannibals who chase him all over an island.

Since when was I on an island?

I float up into the air, lightning crackling at my fingertips as I look down on the cannibals and say in a big booming voice,”YOU HAVE DISPLEASED ME, NOW DIE!” Lightning strikes them and they evaporate.