The Battle for the Sandwich

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I absolutely adore alliteration, and after an advanced and action-filled attack, I acquire the Sandwich (arugula and avocado) 

[strmblsd he/him]

Your words make me fall unconscious 

[PianoSavant she/her]

While everyone is distracted by strmblsd falling unconscious I steal the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

And you trip over my limp body

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I get back in my F-22.

It returns!

[strmblsd he/him]

Seeing her get back in her jet I go and hide in my hidey hole

It returns also

[Unintelligenius he/him]

So I stealthily snatch said sandwich. I subsequently simply spring to seas and am surrounded by scaled seahorses.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I high-five Jerome, making him my new friend, and with our powers combined we take the Sandwich and run to Uranus.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Uranus is a gas planet. I'm fairly certain. So I don't think there's anywhere to run.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Since Jerome is actually my friendliest friend he was actually being a double agent for me. So he steals the sandwich from Vyz and returns it to me. Then we epically harness then ride some scaled seahorses.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I ride my scaled Lionfish into your seahorse and steal the sandwich while the unnatural battle takes place. (The lionfish totally wins)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I egg on the fighting.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I throw eggs at the fighting

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I get hit by an egg. I see that my scaled seahorse has been beaten so I swear to get vengeance for it's defeat and go take the sandwich back. Then Jerome and I climb Mt. Everest.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I go and hide from unitelligenius’s vengeful wrath in an alternate dimension 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

@Pineap-spider's lionfish gets eaten by my stonefish. I eat some eggs.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The stonefish has slightly too much blue wine and becomes stoned.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Since Unintelligenius forgot to bring oxygen to Mount Everest,he faints and I, with oxygen, take the Sandwich and run to strmblsd’s hidey-hole to hide.

[strmblsd he/him]

I who am currently hiding in my hole hear footsteps and lock it up and hide even deeper in it

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

The place I was hiding was near strmblsd’s hidey hole, so I trap both him and Vyz and start a fire to smoke them out.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Then I put in some nice pork so I can have smoked pork then wait alongside pineap for them to come out of there hole.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I rescue them from burning alive, because geez.

Also I grind the smoked pork into ground pork with my heel.

Edited July 6, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I put out the fire and scold you guys for violating the Hidey-Hole code. The code states that unless the Sandwich is in the hidey-hole, the hidey-hole cannot be intruded upon or attacked.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I point out that I had the Sandwich in the hole as I climb out, coughing.

[strmblsd he/him]

I cry because I love the hole