The Battle for the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

But a traitor is in their midst captain ant-ony comes and steals the sandwich and brings it to me in return for his safety

Edited June 25, 2024 by strmblsd

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Then I kidnap captain ant-ony who realizes that strmblsd lied about keeping him safe. He gets his sergant, Ulysses S. Gr-ant, and they steal the sandwich and give it to me in return for safety.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I get D-ant-e Alighieri to write all this down.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I come out of my tent that I used for camping to find that the world is now ants

Spoiler

I really c-ant with the puns

 

[LightRinger he/him]

I steal the sandwich from Un-ant-elligenius using the power of d-ants. 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I shoot Lightringer with an ant-i-tank gun and then grab the sandwich. I then start r-ant-ing about how the sandwich is MINE FOREVER.

[LightRinger he/him]

I steal the sandwich back because I’m not a tank, so it did nothing to me. I force Rye to rec-ant his r-ant. I also make everyone stop typing in bold. 

Edited June 28, 2024 by LightRinger

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Hah, because it wasn't bolded, it never happened!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The bold is to show what’s canon, kind of like TLT.

Spoiler

Unbolded things also sometimes portray dreams.

I take the Sandwich using an eleph-ant.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I take the sandwich with an eleph and an ant

Edited June 29, 2024 by PianoSavant
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[Vyzkel He/Him]

I stand there, confused about what an eleph is

[strmblsd he/him]

I join vyzkel standing confused and I decide to bring us both some lemonade

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take a sip of my lemonade.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

I bribe the Eleph to give me the sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I bribe TwinSouls to give me the Sandwich.

[LightRinger he/him]

I bribe Vyzkel to give me @BlueWildRye

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I deck LightRinger in the face then ask Vyzkel how much he paid for me.

[LightRinger he/him]

I shuffle the deck and do a card trick. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I forget because LightRinger shuffled the deck.

[strmblsd he/him]

I go and draw and I get the sandwich (don't question that's how it works)

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I pull an Uno Reverse Card thinking that it'll get me the sandwich, but LightRinger gets it instead.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I make LightRinger draw 4, making him lose. I take the Sandwich as collateral.

[strmblsd he/him]

I skip you making the sandwich come to me

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I have 12 of every single color except for blue, so I have to draw again. I then throw my hand at strmblsd and steal the sandwich while he deals with all of his paper cuts.

Edited June 30, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I fall out of the sky in front of everyone.