The Battle for the Sandwich

[Edema Rue she/her]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

The Emu comforts the snail.

The Snail twitches its eyestalks respectfully to the Emu. Then it slides up onto the Emu’s head.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

A purple ant takes the sandwitch

[Canada Lover]

23 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said:

The Snail twitches its eyestalks respectfully to the Emu. Then it slides up onto the Emu’s head.

The Emu feels strange with the Snail on it's head. The Emu decided to try to please the Snail. 

[Immortal Platypus]

I take the sandwich to get the thread back on track.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

A cannon purple ant takes the sandwitch.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail sits on the cannon purple ant.

[Canada Lover]

The Emu sits on the snail.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail screams quietly.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

The ant is crushed

[Canada Lover]

3 hours ago, OokIa the Believer said:

The ant is crushed

The Emu uncrushed the ant.

3 hours ago, Ookla the Believer said:

The snail screams quietly.

The Emu also fixed the snail.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

The Emu uncrushed the ant.

The Emu also fixed the snail.

The ant was dead

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, OokIa the Believer said:

The ant was dead

keyword: was

[Canada Lover]

1 minute ago, OokIa the Believer said:

The ant was dead

The Emu ressurected the ant, so now it is alive.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail asked the Emu if it would like to be friends.

[Canada Lover]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Believer said:

The snail asked the Emu if it would like to be friends.

The Emu wanted to be friends with the snail. The Emu said yes.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail asked the Emu if it would like to steal the sandwich.

[Canada Lover]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said:

The snail asked the Emu if it would like to steal the sandwich.

The Emu responded that it didn't really care, but would kind of like to.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, Canada Lover said:

The Emu responded that it didn't really care, but would kind of like to.

The snail prepared to steal the sandwich from whoever the light has it right now.

[Canada Lover]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Believer said:

The snail prepared to steal the sandwich from whoever the light has it right now.

The Emu began to prepare to. It showed the snail it's secret weapon: THE SHARDSPORK!!!!!

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail looked impressed.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

A butterfly distracted the snail and emu.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail waved one of its eyestalks at the butterfly excitedly. 

[Canada Lover]

12 minutes ago, Ookla the foolish said:

A butterfly distracted the snail and emu.

The Emu ran at the Butterfly excitedly, lifting the snail up onto it's head.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

*summons Shardcat for fun*

[aetherbound he/him]

*grabs your shardcat, throws  it at the sandwich holder, and makes it bring the sandwich to tcsp™.