The Battle for the Sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

It was the same kind

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Elan steals all the sandwiches in the world.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

I steal the only important one back.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I steal the only important one back.

I spike you.

Then steal it back back.

[Immortal Platypus]

You don't know the bindpoint and your spike failed. It was in this moment that I hid the correct sandwich, making you steal a fake

[Canada Lover]

The Emu wondered what kind of sandwich, not caring if it had been stated before.

[Immortal Platypus]

According to the rules, though for some reason it hasn't been edited into the first post *cough @AltonicKeys cough* it is whatever kind of sandwich is your favorite.

[Canada Lover]

13 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

According to the rules, though for some reason it hasn't been edited into the first post *cough @AltonicKeys cough* it is whatever kind of sandwich is your favorite.

The Emu realizes that it is A WHEAT SANDWICH! It was two pieces of bread, with strands of wheat in between them, even though bread is made out of wheat.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

The Sand-Wizard switches the Sandwich with a sand sculpture of a sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

12 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

The Emu realizes that it is A WHEAT SANDWICH! It was two pieces of bread, with strands of wheat in between them, even though bread is made out of wheat.

Except that it wasn't as the Emu didn't have it. Currently it was a 9-foot long lettuce wrap with a metal bar inside, and I used it to beat the Sand Wizard as he came close. Thus I retained the sandwich.

Edited November 20, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Canada Lover]

8 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Except that it wasn't as the Emu didn't have it. Currently it was a 9-foot long lettuce wrap with a metal bar inside, and I used it to beat the Sand Wizard as he came close. Thus I retained the sandwich.

The Emu looked for an alliance.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

18 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Except that it wasn't as the Emu didn't have it. Currently it was a 9-foot long lettuce wrap with a metal bar inside, and I used it to beat the Sand Wizard as he came close. Thus I retained the sandwich.

The Sand Wizard shoots lightning at the metal pole to electrocute you

[Canada Lover]

5 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

The Sand Wizard shoots lightning at the metal pole to electrocute you

The Emu helps Sand Wizard defeat Being of Cacophony.

[Immortal Platypus]

Being of Cacophony does not exist in BftS. I am a different being entirely. The lightning doesn't travel through the meat and lettuce from the metal bar, and as it is slammed into the Sand Wizard again, the lightning zaps him.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

The Sand Wizard absorbs the Lightning and uses the energy to summon a horde of sand zombies

Edited November 20, 2023 by Lord Spirit

[Immortal Platypus]

I befriend them and they protect me.

[Canada Lover]

19 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I befriend them and they protect me.

The Emu looked at them, and they dissolved. For the Emu is too powerful. A god one might say.

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

The Emu looked at them, and they dissolved. For the Emu is too powerful. A god one might say.

They formed water and a salt through this Neutralization reaction, and the water washed the emu away

[Canada Lover]

11 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

They formed water and a salt through this Neutralization reaction, and the water washed the emu away

The Emu teleported back, as it was an all-powerful being.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Canada Lover said:

The Emu teleported back, as it was an all-powerful being.

Even the most powerful beings melt at the right pH levels

[Canada Lover]

1 hour ago, Aeoryi said:

Even the most powerful beings melt at the right pH levels

The Emu was an Emu. It rode it's fellow Emus into battle against the person with the sandwich.

[Aeoryi she/her]

29 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

The Emu was an Emu. It rode it's fellow Emus into battle against the person with the sandwich.

They all ultimately fell to the absurd strength of an alkaline solution

[Canada Lover]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

They all ultimately fell to the absurd strength of an alkaline solution

The Emus simply evaporated the solution and continued their attack.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

The Emus simply evaporated the solution and continued their attack.

Unfortunately, it's toxic fumes were indeed not fun to breath in, causing acidic rain to immolate them and absolutely incinerate them, leaving behind nothing but slate to indicate a battle once fought, yet all futile to the mechanics of the very world they stood in.

[Canada Lover]

1 minute ago, Aeoryi said:

Unfortunately, it's toxic fumes were indeed not fun to breath in, causing acidic rain to immolate them and absolutely incinerate them, leaving behind nothing but slate to indicate a battle once fought, yet all futile to the mechanics of the very world they stood in.

The Emus were immortal.