xinoehp512 Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, The_Archivist said: Archivist then broke his oath of pacifism and burned the jellyfish alive. The jellyfish made absolutely no sound in a rather happy way. It was immune to fire, but it appreciated the warmth. 2 minutes ago, Dr. Dapper said: Dapper held out a hand. "If you would wait a moment please. This creature has yet to answer my question." The jellyfish was unable to answer via voice (having none) but it placed the answer in his mind. It then departed from the thread, leaving for less dangerous lands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) Quote The jellyfish was indeed a sea jelly, although it had been mistaken as a fish made from jelly countless times. Your question has been answered long ago Edited April 4, 2020 by The_Archivist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Nameless decided to give up violence. He started a farm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 "Well onto other topics then, I suppose." Dapper lit his pipe, sucking on the stem for a moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 One day, a letter arrived in the mail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Nameless agreed. In the background, nameless continued to build his farm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Quote Dapper lit his pipe, sucking on the stem for a moment. Did we just get sucked into Weel Of Time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Archivist grew bored with all this agreement, and satiated his lust for fire by burning the farm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Nameless looked up at Arch. "No spoilers." he said. Nameless repaired his farm, and began expanding it in a pocket universe were it was safe from all harm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Dapper checked his pocketwatch, then looked back at the letter. He inspected the envelope for some time, trying to determine what was inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Sighing, Archivist took a seat beside them, pondering the chaos he had wrought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Nameless looked at Dapper and absentmindedly destroyed his pipe. Then Nameless added a golden apple tree to his farm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 "I wish that jellyfish was here... also that letter is from hoid, so you might want to open it" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Dapper smiled, a different pipe appearing in his hand, already lit. He blew a ring of smoke and continued to inspect the letter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) "witchcraft!!!" Archivist starts to dose off Edited April 4, 2020 by The_Archivist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 "Thaumaturgy, actually. Or something. Don't bother attributing a name to it, there's no point." Dapper produced a large knife and cut the envelope open. Within was a large amount of sand and a much wrinkled note. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 "What's in the note?" archivist asked, dropping all pretenses of sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 "It's a receipt for Chinese takeout, with what appears to be someone's will written on the back in Rosharan women's script." Dapper shook his head. "Definitely from Hoid." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 "Do you think if i swallow the sand, things will be more interesting?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Dapper took a vial from inside his coat, putting some sand inside. "You're welcome to, though it might just be sand." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 "Sure, i don't care" Archivist swallows sand and dies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 Nameless made Dapper allergic to Nicotine. Meanwhile, he also continued to expand his farm, just as he had for the past 2 posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 Luckily Dapper was smoking a type of tabacco that didn't have nicotine in it, as nicotine is an addictive chemical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 Just now, Dr. Dapper said: Luckily Dapper was smoking a type of tabacco that didn't have nicotine in it, as nicotine is an addictive chemical. Nameless rolled his eyes, and gave Dapper some magic toothpaste. And kept making his farm bigger, just as he had for 3 posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 But Salad stole it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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