Ashertliden Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 (edited) Way of Kings: Spoiler A guy decides to jump off a cliff but doesn't Words of Radiance: Spoiler A guy tries to fly out of a chasm but doesn't Oathbringer: Spoiler A guy tries to fly towards a platform but doesn't Kaladin is bad at doing things Edited September 14, 2018 by A stick 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitions Avatar Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Entire Mistborn Trilogy Spoiler A young girl spends three books trying to steal a pile of shiny beads 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 1 hour ago, A stick said: This post was accidental. Now I can't delete it. You can click on the report post button and ask the mods to do it for you. Most Roleplaying: Spoiler We laugh and compliment each other on how broken and tortured our characters are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 This will sum it all up. Answer to life: Spoiler RAFO. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Answer to life Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashertliden Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 (edited) Is that Chouta? Elantris: Spoiler An enthusiastic artist is forced to marry a woman who can’t paint and he realizes he’s been drawing incorrectly Edited September 17, 2018 by Kal-Eldin 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 (edited) Ha I hadn't realized this thread was still going. Alright. Hoid Edition. White Sand Spoiler Plot details unimportant but at some point an ageing failed god encounters instant noodles in an event that changes the fate of the Cosmere Elantris Spoiler Homeless arms smuggler negotiates with an evil balloon to become a god. Fails. The Emperor's Soul Spoiler Clown betrays an art thief. Mistborn Spoiler Informant sells some information, rides a dead guy, beats the hell out of another dead guy, steals a gem and saves some refugee monks. Shadows for Silence in the Forest of Hell Spoiler ... warbreaker Spoiler Jongleur tells a story through interpretive sand. Stormlight Archive Spoiler Clown inspires a little girl, throws shade at some nobles, tells a story through interpretive smoke, hijacks a vehicle, visits a convict, hikes with a princess, emails some gods, inspires a big girl by retelling her story through interpretive smoke, makes a doll and finds a pet fractal. Mistborn era 2 Spoiler Beggar hijacks a vehicle, tries to tell a story to Indiana Jones and throws a magic coin at Spiderman. Edited September 17, 2018 by Extesian Accidental spoilers 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Cradle by Will Wight: Spoiler A guy founds out all the people who are super powerful that he has to defeat are actually weak worldwide. Repeat. Elder Empire (same author) Shadow: Spoiler A ninja needs to save the world, fighting against an evil edgelord pirate. Elder Empire Sea: Spoiler A pirate needs to save the world, fighting against an evil edgelord ninja. Most people here probably haven't read these, but you should. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) @Extesian "emails some gods" ok you got me there for some reason Guess i'm posting a Will Wight novels i read as well House of Blades Spoiler A kid with a crazy mom follows a white-haired hermit who carries dolls(he also talks to the dolls) into a house full of housekeepers who tries to strangle you with chains unexpectedly all the time. Crimson Vault Spoiler The kid now carries and talks to dolls himself. Oh he tries to stop people from burning down trees who eat people. Same chainwielding housekeepers still try to stangle everybody in the house. City of Light Spoiler The same said kid who carries and talks to dolls while wearin a mask attempts to murder his bestfriend, his teacher/savior and his crush's father(also his own king) in that order. And yes the housekeepers still try to strangle everybody in the house. I haven't read any of what @Kidpen mentioned but Will Wight is indeed great. None-Will Wight: The Murder Stroke(Purgatory Wars) by Dragon Cobolt Spoiler A medieval obsessed college student is sent to purgatory after losing his virginity to some college girl where in that said purgatory he fights romans and basically has alot of sex with angels and catlady who taste like candy who are all totally ok with polygamy. (it has tons of action but it is a very smutty book) The Last Question by Isaac Asimov Spoiler LET THERE BE LIGHT Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins Spoiler Two lovestruck teenagers destroyed their futuristic post-apocalyptic government I am Legend by Richard Matheson Spoiler The protagonist is the bigfoot in the story. The Eye of Mind (Mortality Doctrine) by James Dashner Spoiler A teenager experiences a inception version of Virtual Reality. Edited September 18, 2018 by goody153 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 Ha beautiful @goody153 You should absolutely read the rest of Will. Blades was really cool but i find elder empire and cradle even better. They're pretty fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 36 minutes ago, goody153 said: @Extesian "emails some gods" ok you got me there for some reason Guess i'm posting a Will Wight novels i read as well House of Blades Reveal hidden contents A kid with a crazy mom follows a white-haired hermit who carries dolls(he also talks to the dolls) into a house full of housekeepers who tries to strangle you with chains unexpectedly all the time. Crimson Vault Reveal hidden contents The kid now carries and talks to dolls himself. Oh he tries to stop people from burning down trees who eat people. Same chainwielding housekeepers still try to stangle everybody in the house. City of Light Reveal hidden contents The same said kid who carries and talks to dolls while wearin a mask attempts to murder his bestfriend, his teacher/savior and his crush's father(also his own king) in that order. And yes the housekeepers still try to strangle everybody in the house. I haven't read any of what @Kidpen mentioned but Will Wight is indeed great. *stands here, having not read tG* Ah well. You should read the other stuff. Cradle's the most popular. Then in exchange I'll give TG another try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 Inception: Spoiler Leonardo DiCaprio is haunted by a dream ghost he did not kill. Plus, he had a cool goatee. Oh, there's also a plot that involves trains, snow speeders, and lots of explosions, but I'll have to watch it a few more times to understand. Interstellar: Spoiler Modern-day Newton discovers gravity. Batman Begins: Spoiler Middle-aged dude is convinced Halloween is every day of the year. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashertliden Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 The Dark Knight: Spoiler A top one percenter stalks the city, beating up the mentally ill. Then he violates literally everyone’s privacy, and kills a popular politician 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 Infinity War: Spoiler Dude makes a hammer and aims it wrong, killing a bunch of his friends. Mistborn: Spoiler Dude dies. Then doesn’t die. Then helps to save the world. Stormlight Archive: Spoiler WW2 (people take over, then get mad when the people they enslaved want their land back). Warbreaker: Spoiler A god dies to save another god, who then plays chess. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 On 7/1/2018 at 4:30 PM, AonEne said: Not as innocent as I wish I was. Thanks, high school. But yeah, yeah, sorry. On topic - Me in PMs*: Reveal hidden contents Me: Let's make this a roleplay! Some random Sharder: Wait, but this is an Oathbringer summary PM - Me: ROLEPLAY. *this specific scenario didn't happen This is scarily accurate. Like, you even turn random comments in our roleplays into new roleplays. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashertliden Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 Warbreaker: Spoiler A man with crippling memory loss learns to juggle Shadows of Silence: Spoiler A woman causes horses to urinate and helps her daughter to murder alloy of law Spoiler A man shoots himself in the head and babbles about some dude nobody’s heard of 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) 40 minutes ago, Kidpen said: This is scarily accurate. Like, you even turn random comments in our roleplays into new roleplays. Literally every SINGLE PM that isn't about a roleplay is now a roleplay with @AonEne. Pokemon chat? RP. RWBY chat? RP. Fanwings chat? RP. Not that I'm complaining, I'm addicted to RPing too. Edit: Oh yeah. You can't say anything until your shard wedding. DONT REPLY AND MESS IT UP. she'll probably put a answer in her profile if you others are curious. Edited September 18, 2018 by Inklingspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 23 hours ago, Kal-Eldin said: The Dark Knight: Reveal hidden contents A top one percenter stalks the city, beating up the mentally ill. Then he violates literally everyone’s privacy, and kills a popular politician YES!!! alternately: The Dark Knight: Spoiler A politically powerful billionaire who has immense physical and mental competence, a tank, and Alfred, along with the support of hundreds of trained police, loses to a small group of physically incompetent, insane, financially poor clowns and Professor Quirrell. The Dark Knight Rises: Spoiler Darth Vader inhales helium then blows up a football game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 I have some more ! Starwars The Last Jedi Spoiler Legendary figure who drinks random mammal milk tricks entire army into allowing 12 people to live Avengers Infinity War Spoiler The protagonist won the battle but is in the only timeline where he would eventually lose out of the 14 million timelines. Kimi No Na Wa Spoiler A guy tries to date a girl who dead 3 years ago. Harry meets Sally Spoiler Two people who eventually became best friends after meeting in long intervals of time absolutely do their best not to date each other. And fails at it. Nier Automata Spoiler A bunch of robots try to resist god and alot of them has existential crisis Tombraider Spoiler Self-proclaimed archaeologist does the exact opposite of archaeology 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) Quote Sorry for any repeats! Star Wars Original Trilogy: Spoiler A young boy, whose parents are ‘dead’ so he lives with his uncle, is taken away by an old man for the sole reason that he is genetically able to access a mysterious force. He is conveniently missing when his aunt and uncle are killed and he uses this as motivation for his quest. So, he goes around, freeing the galaxy from political oppression and an evil empire with his buddy-buddy team of friends and a super cool sword-based weapon. He also learns that a couple members of his family are still around, and a strange romantic subplot lurks in the background. And yes, those two facts are related. Ew. Inheritance Cycle: Spoiler A young boy, whose parents are dead so he lives with his uncle, is taken by a dragon and an old man for the sole reason that he is genetically able to access a mysterious force. He is conveniently missing when his uncle is killed and uses this as motivation for his quest. So, he goes around freeing Alagaesia from political oppression and an evil empire with his buddy-buddy team of friends and a super cool sword-based weapon. He already knows that one member of his family is still alive, and a strange romantic subplot lurks in the background. That romantic subplot does not, thankfully, include anyone in his family, but with someone in his buddy-buddy team, which makes things kinda awkward. Harry Potter Series: Spoiler A young boy, whose parents are dead so he lives with his uncle, is taken away by an old man for the sole reason that he is genetically able to access a mysterious force. Thus, he is conveniently absent from his uncle’s house, which is nice, because they are jerks. However, he does use the death of his genetic parents as motivation for his quest. So, he goes around freeing Magical Britain from political oppression and an evil organisation with his buddy-buddy team of friends and a super cool and rare stick. He also learns that a couple friends of his parents are still alive, and a strange romantic subplot lurks in the background. That romantic subplot does not involve anyone in his family, or even in his buddy-buddy team, but someone who we don’t even know until book seven. 1 Lord of the Rings Trilogy: Spoiler A middle-aged hobbit, whose parents are dead so he lives with his uncle, is taken by an old man for the sole reason that he is a genetic relative to Bilbo Baggins and an obvious choice as one of the links in the chain of heirlooms through the generations. He is conveniently absent while most of his town is attacked by Nazgul, but he doesn’t seem to care, probably because he never learns about it until the end of the series. However, he still goes around freeing Gondor from political oppression and utterly destroying an evil being with his buddy-buddy team of friends and a super cool sword-based weapon. He doesn't have any hidden relatives, but Bilbo is still alive, so he’s not utterly alone. Also, there is no strange romantic subplot lurking in the background, mainly from the lack of female characters. Alcatraz vs the Evil Librarians Series Spoiler A young boy, whose parents are ‘dead’ so he lives with foster parents, is taken by an old man for the sole reason that he is genetically able to access a mysterious force. Nothing happens to his foster parents, however, so he cannot use this for motivation. Rather, he uses the feeling of fitting in with a bunch of loons as a driving feeling, which really isn’t all that healthy. So, he goes around freeing the world from political oppression and an evil empire (except that he doesn’t really succeed, but he’s a real trier) with his buddy-buddy group of friends and a super cool prescription. He also learns that several of his family is still alive. In fact, it turns out that both of his parents are still alive, and this makes him angry at them and creates a lot of drama. Furthermore, a strange romantic subplot lurks in the background. There isn’t much proof of this, but the book did mention that Bastille had yet to join the Smedrys. Humph... 2 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series: Spoiler A middle aged man is taken by his friend for the sole reason that they are friends. He is conveniently missing while his entire world is blown up for reasons that later become unrelevant. He uses this as motivation, not for his quest, because he doesn’t really like those, but to stay alive and find out what the heck is happening to him. So, he goes around freeing the Universe from various threats including political oppression and several evil empires with his buddy-buddy group of friends and some weird stuff. He doesn’t learn of any hidden family members, but there is a strange romantic subplot lurking in the background. With, I might add, someone we don’t meet until late in the series, but it still works. 2 Edited September 20, 2018 by Gancho Libre 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashertliden Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Wow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 No offense to any of those series, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantus Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Warbreaker Spoiler An illiterate shut-in has an affair with his fiance's sister, and everything gets buggered up from there. Ready Player One Spoiler Five kids on the internet destroy the world economy in the name of pop culture. Kingsmen Spoiler Oliver Twist is recruited by James Bond, learns how to make martini's and bang Princesses while ALL the world leaders, most adults, and almost certainly every child within arm's reach of their parents are killed em masse. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 On 9/18/2018 at 2:39 PM, Kidpen said: This is scarily accurate. Like, you even turn random comments in our roleplays into new roleplays. On 9/18/2018 at 3:19 PM, Inklingspren said: Literally every SINGLE PM that isn't about a roleplay is now a roleplay with @AonEne. Pokemon chat? RP. RWBY chat? RP. Fanwings chat? RP. Not that I'm complaining, I'm addicted to RPing too. Edit: Oh yeah. You can't say anything until your shard wedding. DONT REPLY AND MESS IT UP. she'll probably put a answer in her profile if you others are curious. Avenging Lucas in the RWBY chat? Welcome to the Writers Radiant. It’s a roleplay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Ashspren said: Avenging Lucas in the RWBY chat? Welcome to the Writers Radiant. It’s a roleplay. Avenging? Huh? And i'm in WR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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