Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 Granted! You can’t feel your feet. I wish for a large stack of pancakes with warm syrup and butter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 20 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for a large stack of pancakes with warm syrup and butter. Granted, and it's coming fast too! Possibly at terminal velocity I wish for the ability to alter text like Ruin could 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 Granted! You also have the Intent of Ruin. I wish for a fish dish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for a fish dish. Granted. You have a dish of fish that is quite delish. Your bane is that you must speak in rhyme for the rest of your life. I wish for Silksong to come out soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 Granted. The Nightwatcher's perception of time is quite different from yours though. She moves the release date a month or so back as she thinks any more would basically release it right now. I wish for a nice bowl of ramen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 The bowl is nice, the ramen is crem. You have a mild headache. I wish for the XD emoticon to be wiped from existence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Eluvianii said: Granted. The Nightwatcher's perception of time is quite different from yours though. She moves the release date a month or so back as she thinks any more would basically release it right now. Jokes on you, there is no release date! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Nameless said: Jokes on you, there is no release date! The NW has Cultivation on her side, so she can estimate one. Though she probably did have trouble with this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 On 7/12/2021 at 8:03 PM, Szeth_Pancakes said: wish for the XD emoticon to be wiped from existence. Granted… Your Bane is that your left ear will itch every 16th hour and no amount of scratching will stop it I wish for something that will help me in Life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bejardin1250 said: I wish for something that will help me in Life Granted, the Nightwatcher gives you a little in-game cash in Life - the game. Your bane is that your computer now hangs every few hours I wish for a useful life advice from the Nightwatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 Granted. Be a dragon. You are now a dragon. You are incapable of speech. I wish for some candy that makes my reading speed exponentially faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, Honorless said: Granted, the Nightwatcher gives you a little in-game cash in Life - the game. This was what I was going for actually… 9 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for some candy that makes my reading speed exponentially faster. Granted but you need to eat 100 pieces for it to work so good luck to your teeth Your bane is that your processing speed stays the same I wish for a good job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 Good job! You now have three mosquito bites on your leg. I wish for delicious chocolate cake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 Granted. You have diabetes. I wish for XD to come back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 Granted. Everyone who uses it drops dead. I wish for the power to shapeshift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 Granted! You can shapeshift once and you can never go back. I wish for the power to grant any wish from anyone infinitely in any form or way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 Granted! You never get to have anything sweet ever again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 You did not make a wish, the Nightwattcher is confused. I wish for a PC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 Apologies. Granted! Every time you look at something cute, you bang your head on the table consecutively 10 times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 (edited) Again, you have failed to make a wish. The Nightwatcher is confuzzuled. I wish to be able to taste any taste, feel any feeling, feel anything, smell any smell, or see any thing at any time. Edited July 17, 2021 by Flaming Coinshoot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 21 hours ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: I wish to be able to taste any taste, feel any feeling, feel anything, smell any smell, or see any thing at any time. The Nightwatcher seems confused as to why anyone would ever want this, but obliges. You can taste any taste, feel any feeling, feel anything, smell any smell, or see any thing at any time, but unfortunately you can't stop tasting every taste, feeling every feeling, feeling everything, smelling every smell, and seeing everything. Your bane is immortality and immunity to insanity. I wish for the ability to play any retro game that I want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 On 7/18/2021 at 6:14 AM, Nameless said: I wish for the ability to play any retro game that I want. Granted, you can play any retro game that you want, for two other games that you hate I wish for the ability to copy any food that I taste and recreate it perfectly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabien Posted July 31, 2021 Report Share Posted July 31, 2021 8 hours ago, Honorless said: I wish for the ability to copy any food that I taste and recreate it perfectly Granted. You no longer regenerate taste buds. I wish for infinite time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 On 7/30/2021 at 9:46 PM, Fabien said: Granted. You no longer regenerate taste buds. I wish for infinite time. Granted. You don't have an infinite life, though. I wish for true platonic love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 38 minutes ago, AonEne said: I wish for true platonic love. Granted. You now have a sibling. I wish for a trident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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