Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[BringerofShadows]

Granted. Now she makes key lime pies. *slides key lime pie to @Taradiddle*

 

 

 

I wish I could have some lemon meringue pie.

[+Doomstick]

2 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. Now she makes key lime pies. *slides key lime pie to @Taradiddle*

 

 

 

I wish I could have some lemon meringue pie.

Granted, you also get a key lime pie

i wish the nightwatcher gave out passionfruit tarts out as banes

[Jaywalk]

“Here you are.” The Nightwatcher hands you a plate of passion fruit tarts in the shape of the Batman villain Bane.

I wish the summer months weren’t so hot.

[Silva]

The Nightwatcher send you to a place called Antarctica. She doesn't give you a way to get home though or any clothing for the cold.

I wish to recieve no wish. 

[BringerofShadows]

Granted. *slides Silva a mud pie*

 

 

 

I wish that I didn’t weigh more than 120 pounds.

Edited June 14, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Elend Venture]

Granted, but all of the Nightwatcher's pies were poisoned with 7 grams of cyanide each. *throws lethally poisoned keylime pie to Shadow*

 

I wish that I have yearbook style pictures of everyone in the Shard.

Edited June 14, 2019 by ElendVenture

[Lunamor]

4 minutes ago, ElendVenture said:

I wish that I have yearbook style pictures of everyone in the Shard.

Granted, you get arrested for identity theft. 

*Nightwatcher hands you an apple pie* 

 

I wish for the ability to use all ten surges.

Edited June 14, 2019 by Lunamor

[+Doomstick]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Granted, you get arrested for identity theft. 

*Nightwatcher hands you an apple pie* 

 

I wish for the ability to use all ten surges.

Granted, Yelig-Nar takes over your brain

 

I wish for tLT to reunite

[Elend Venture]

Granted, but Mr. Wheedlenose controls every member telepathically.

 

I wish that there was not a man in a dark cloak with a kitchen knife standing at my back door.

[+Doomstick]

1 minute ago, ElendVenture said:

Granted, but Mr. Wheedlenose controls every member telepathically.

 

I wish that there was not a man in a dark cloak with a kitchen knife standing at my back door.

granted, it's a poisoned dagger

 

I wish for more wishes

[Elend Venture]

Granted, but you accidentally wish that the world would be taken over by evil rainbow illuminati lizards with 3 meter long pikes that look like ant eater trunks.

 

I wish that the new condition of the world was less depressing.

Edited June 15, 2019 by ElendVenture

[Truthless of Shinovar]

Granted, instead you just have global warming, wars everywhere, poverty found in many countries, etc.

I wish to convince @Rosharan A.C. to use mobile instead of computer, due to easier access.

[BringerofShadows]

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, instead you just have global warming, wars everywhere, poverty found in many countries, etc.

I wish to convince @Rosharan A.C. to use mobile instead of computer, due to easier access.

Granted, but Mobile still sucks.

 

I wish mobile didn’t suck.

[Truthless of Shinovar]

“Impossible,” The Nightwatcher replied.

I wish I had a computer

[Rosharan A.C.]

granted, but it's the size of your palm.

I wish phones would stop getting bigger.

[Truthless of Shinovar]

Granted, but they get so small that they become hard to see. And blow away in the wind. 

I wish for some pie. Scratch that, actually, I want some cobbler. Blackberry cobbler.

[Rosharan A.C.]

Granted, but it looks and tastes just like a pie. 

I wish that all baseball players had to do the Macarena after hitting a ball before they run. 

[Truthless of Shinovar]

Granted, no boon exists for such a thing as beautiful as this.

I wish for some more cheez-its 

[Rosharan A.C.]

granted, but they were all the way out on the land and so you had to go take them from Eto. 

I wish I had a chicken the size of my fridge.

[Truthless of Shinovar]

This is depressing....

[+Ark1002]

On 6/16/2019 at 2:22 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

This is depressing....

*cries*

[+Doomstick]

*has no opinion*

[StormblessedSurvivor]

On 6/16/2019 at 1:55 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but they get so small that they become hard to see. And blow away in the wind. 

Studio C eh?

 

On 6/16/2019 at 2:20 PM, Rosharan A.C. said:

granted, but they were all the way out on the land and so you had to go take them from Eto. 

I wish I had a chicken the size of my fridge.

Granted, but your fridge is a mini-fridge. Actually, a mini-mini-mini-mini...you get the idea. So basically, you've got a chicken the size of a dust particle.

I wish that Mistborn: Secret History 2 was out now, that I could read it, and that I would be able to remember all of its contents and the contents of all the other Sanderson books.

[Truthless of Shinovar]

Yaaaaaay, you get my reference!!!

[AonEne]

52 minutes ago, StormblessedSurvivor said:

Studio C eh?

Want to join a Studio C PM?

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