Ruin's Scariest Koloss Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Glaedr Firnen said: I wish for no one to fact check anything said by me, and just assume that it is true. Granted, but you can only speak the truth for the rest of your life. I wish for infinite beef jerky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaedr Firnen Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) On 9/19/2018 at 5:52 PM, Ruin's Scariest Koloss said: I wish for infinite beef jerky. Granted, but you must eat all of it today. (You have been cursed with a paradox) Edit: I wish for sarcasm to cease to exist. Edited September 21, 2018 by Glaedr Firnen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Glaedr Firnen said: I wish for figurative language to cease to exist. WHYY ?!? Granted it ceases to exist and nobody could use it anymore. However everybody could still remember that a thing as such ones existed and it evokes such feelings of loss, betrayal and longing to all people but nobody could ever describe that aside from "sad". So people are in perpetual misery no thanks to you. I wish to witness the most awesome event in earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallan's Ward Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 hours ago, goody153 said: I wish to witness the most awesome event in earth. Granted, but upon witnessing this event you are doomed to life of boredom, nothing even remotely exciting ever happens in your presence and you cannot hear or read of anything interesting. I wish to be the last living creature in the Cosmere to pass into the Beyond. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersmith Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Granted. you get there right as the spirit party with everybody else ends. I wish to be charismatic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Granted but you have to lie every conversation. So good luck not eventually be branded as a lier I wish to find a world secret that nobody knows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaedr Firnen Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, goody153 said: I wish to find a world secret that nobody knows Granted. You learn how to create cold fusion. You immediately attempt to create cold fusion, and succeed. However, what you didn't learn is that creating cold fusion between any two atoms would release enough explosive energy to destroy the universe. You blow yourself, and everyone else in existence, to smithereens. I wish to instantly know if someone is lying to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Granted. Your boon is that you are now deaf. I wish for waluigi to be in Smash Ultimate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Granted. Waluigi is in Smash Ultimate, but the size of a pixel so whenever you play Waluigi you can’t see what you’re doing. I wish to receive a wish without a boon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Granted, but your bane is that you don't remember it. I call on the nightwatcher to grant my boon.. I wish for a good nights sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Granted. Your bane is that you never wake up. I wish to become a all-powerful being that will live for hundreds of years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) Granted but you now have a never-ending desire to protect people at all cost. And that you now have an adversary who is slightly more powerful than you. So your bane is that you are burderned with the responsibility of the safety of people and you have an enemy who tries everything to destroy people. At least that still lasts for a hundred years. I wish to discover some x-files tier of secrets. Edited September 21, 2018 by goody153 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tglassy Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) Granted, but nobody will ever believe you. I wish for the Golden Ticket from Last Action Hero. And if you don't know what I"m talking about, you're missing out. Edited September 21, 2018 by Tglassy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Granted, but nobody ends up knowing what it is. I wish for Apple Inc. to become Pineapple Inc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Granted, but it reverts back immediately because no one likes the logo. I wish for eternal universal peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallan's Ward Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Granted But the universe explodes and leaves nothing left. I wish to be a Shard of Adonalsium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swaggy-G Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 I feel like a lot of people in this thread are missing the point of the Nightwatcher. She isn't a jerkass genie that twists your words into the worse possible interpretation. It's explicitly stated several times that she actually gives you what you want, and then gives you a curse of her choosing, sometimes related, sometimes not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, Swaggy-G said: I feel like a lot of people in this thread are missing the point of the Nightwatcher. She isn't a jerkass genie that twists your words into the worse possible interpretation. It's explicitly stated several times that she actually gives you what you want, and then gives you a curse of her choosing, sometimes related, sometimes not. 1: watch your language. 2: yeah, she isn't, but the point is for this to be a GAME. It doesn't have to always be Boon/bane style, it's what the people want. Sometimes there is the boon/bane format, but the other way, the word twisting way, works too. This is supposed to be fun, and have no sense of seriousness. Lighten up man, not everything on a fansite must be serious, theories, or people sharing opinions. The shard is supposed to be fun at times and serious at times. This is supposed to be a fun thread. If you would like to participate and do it boon/bane style, have at it! Just don't ruin other people's fun, okay? Anyways... 21 minutes ago, Shallan's Ward said: Granted But the universe explodes and leaves nothing left. I wish to be a Shard of Adonalsium. Granted. Your bane is that slowly, you lose your mind until you are pure shardic instinct. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solant Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 @Inklingspren , you forgot your wish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Solant said: @Inklingspren , you forgot your wish AHHH thanks. Got caught up with the new guy getting angry. I wish for a lifetime supply of cheese 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray to Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Inklingspren said: AHHH thanks. Got caught up with the new guy getting angry. I wish for a lifetime supply of cheese Granted but that's all you can eat for the rest of your life. I wish I had ice powers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Granted, but @Queen Elsa Steelheart sues you for copyright infringement. I wish for order of the stick every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tglassy Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 8 hours ago, Kidpen said: Granted, but @Queen Elsa Steelheart sues you for copyright infringement. I wish for order of the stick every day. Granted, but every web browser you open will only and always show that day's episode. I wish to bond a Cryptic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ILuvHats Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Granted, but for the rest of your life, you can only speak what your spren considers lies. This includes metaphors and euphemisms. I wish for the power to geolocate Sanderson fans in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tglassy Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 I can live with that. Sarcasm is my first language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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