Stick or Doomslug: The Poll of Ages

[I think I am here. he/him]

Come on, you knew this would be done eventually.

Everyone likes Stick.

Everyone likes Doomslug.

Who wins? Can the underslug finally beat our reigning meme champion? Or will 'I am stick' still remain one of the most common usernames on the Shard? Vote! And find out now!

Edited November 15, 2018 by I think I am here.
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[Kidpen he/him]

1 hour ago, I think I am here. said:

Everyone likes Stick.

This is straight up false. I know many people who hate Stick with a passion.

[Snipexe he/him]

They’re the same

[+Sorana she/her]

Forget all theories, ignore all spekulation!

This is the most important question of all!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Doomslug is cuter! Therefore that cute, bright, chirpy creature wins! I can find a stubborn stick anywhere!

[+Ark1002]

Sorry. I just have to vote for Stick. Doomslug is great though!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

What if I tensored a tree, shoved a Doomslug inside, then reverse-engineered the tree to the Doomslug was trapped?

*Desperately wanting a way out*

[Argent he/him]

Easy Doomslug. Stick got blown out of proportion.

[whattheHoid she/her]

@Callsign: Leviathan too much work to make the stick cute! How could you want to trap the cutest sidekick ever in some wood! #Free Doomslug!

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

Don't make me choose between my meme children!

[+Sorana she/her]

1 hour ago, whattheHoid said:

#Free Doomslug

I'm in! What do you need me to do? Where is the one threatening our cute Doomslug?

#Free Doomslug

[Fcrate he/him]

Doomslug the Destroyer.

That..... name.......kicks......chull!

[Feruchemist he/him]

Um...

Don't spike me but...

Doomslug.

[+Ark1002]

*sacrifices Feruchemist*

STICK RULES ALL!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Pffsh! Doomslug will kick Stick to the curb with his super fast reflexes and make crackling fire sounds with his mouth sounds to make Stick believe that finally it's a fire and will consequently explode!

@Sorana....Callsign Leviathan wants to trap Doomslug!

[+Doomstick he/him]

I am doomslug! I want to be Stick 

[+Sorana she/her]

2 hours ago, whattheHoid said:

Callsign Leviathan wants to trap Doomslug!

Our Flightleader

Noooooo!!! How can he! All come together, we need to save Doomslug!!!

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Eh... havent read Skyward yet, but the Doomslug looks storming cute and I love the name. It beats Stick for me, but so did Herman the Crystal Grower from Reckoners, so, yeah. 

I don’t really like Stick.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Doomslug! DOOMSLUG! DOOMSLUG!

[Feruchemist he/him]

13 hours ago, Badadah said:

*sacrifices Feruchemist*

STICK RULES ALL!

Gah!

This is the first time I've been sacrificed on a forum!

[Feruchemist he/him]

4 hours ago, Toaster Retribution said:

Eh... havent read Skyward yet, but the Doomslug looks storming cute and I love the name. It beats Stick for me, but so did Herman the Crystal Grower from Reckoners, so, yeah. 

I don’t really like Stick.

Excuse me, but I believe you misplaced your modifier.

What you should have said is "I really don't like Stick"

[whattheHoid she/her]

*sacrifices Badadah*

DOOMSLUG RULES ALL!

[+Doomstick he/him]

*spikes everyone with connection to stick*

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

33 minutes ago, Feruchemist said:

Excuse me, but I believe you misplaced your modifier.

What you should have said is "I really don't like Stick"

Toasters always modify misplacers, and it is always on purpose.

[Feruchemist he/him]

1 minute ago, Toaster Retribution said:

Toasters always modify misplacers, and it is always on purpose.

You must right be.