Stick or Doomslug: The Poll of Ages

[Gancho Libre he/him]

13 hours ago, whattheHoid said:

Callsign Leviathan wants to trap Doomslug!

 

I was just trying to combine the two, so I wouldn't have to choose! I'm sorry! I...

I...

I...

I CHOOSE STICK!!!!!!!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Well at least you chose someone! Here....have some guac and chocolate cookies, Leviathan.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

On top of one another or separated?

[whattheHoid she/her]

Separated! I'm not an animal! (^o^;

[+Doomstick he/him]

How to settle this debate: the last line of Skyward 3 should be:

Spoiler

“I am a stick,” Doomslug fluted.

 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Spoiler

Stick falls down and dies. Doomslug flutes triumphantly. The Krell leave the humans alone because of Doomslug's flutes piercing all dimensions. M-BOT finds a huge mushroom cache. The end.

 

Did it, Brandon wrote the epilogue of Skyward series. You're Welcome. （；^ω^）

[+Doomstick he/him]

Booooooooooo!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Yaaaaayyyyyy!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

I like mine better:

Spoiler

"I am a doomslug ," stick said. Then, the universe blew up because sticks can't talk. The end.

 

[Feruchemist he/him]

*chuckles darkly*

*whispering* 

Doomslug rules all. 

"Well, I've taken my position".

Go Doomslug, retain your position!

Edited November 17, 2018 by Feruchemist

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hmmm....nice and succinct Leviathan. But it is unlikely to happen as DOOMSLUG RULES ALL!＼(^o^)／ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which is why doomslug should say I am a stick 

[Undead Wookiee]

Doomslug the Destroyer ftw!!!

[+Ark1002]

Itiah, you have caused a debate even bigger than salsa vs guac. Stick vs Doomslug has consumed my life.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Itiah, are you existentially stuck between Doomslug and Stick!?

❤(ӦｖӦ｡) DOOMSLUG!!!!

[ebfritz]

Stick-"I am a stick!"

Doomslug-"I am a stick"

Argument continues for centuries until at the last minute, as the planet inevitably crashes into the sun the stick screams "I am fire!!!!"

 

[Use the Falchion]

I voted for Doomslug. Stick is great and has a great moment. Doomslug has a great name AND is cute (and potentially plot relevant). So...Doomslug. Love them both though!

On ‎11‎/‎17‎/‎2018 at 9:46 AM, I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

How to settle this debate: the last line of Skyward 3 should be:

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“I am a stick,” Doomslug fluted.

 

That would be Brandon's best troll. Like, all of Skyward 3 Spensa is trying to teach Doomslug to talk. And all she can say is "I am *insert here*" And in the end, they find a stick and she says that line. I'd die. 

[Calderis he/him]

Doomslug sets stick on fire and ends the torturous calamity that is the dead and beaten meme of the stick. 

[Ashspren]

Guys, Doomslug has a scudding T-Shirt. The victor is clear.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Right!? And the shirt is adorable because Doomslug is adorable! Checkmate Stick!

[Ashertliden]

17 minutes ago, Ashspren said:

Guys, Doomslug has a scudding T-Shirt. The victor is clear.

A stick t-shirt is going to become a thing now

[Ishar]

I am not going to decide... But what I really want is for Doomslug to meet Stick, so Doomslug can also start saying "I am a stick"

[Snipexe he/him]

12 hours ago, Ashspren said:

Guys, Doomslug has a scudding T-Shirt. The victor is clear.

So does Stick, and Stick has its own interlude and is in multiple books

[+Ark1002]

Vote stick for president, 2018!

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, Snipexe said:

So does Stick, and Stick has its own interlude and is in multiple books

How do you get this shirt?