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Random theory ahead: Odium could always try and invest in Sylphrena to corrupt her making both of them his champion. That could be the reason the Recreance happened, without the Heralgs protecting humanity now Odium finds it easier to corrupt Radiant Spren like Sylphrena.

I will protect those who cannot protect themselves. I will protect even those I hate, so long as it is right.

What if it rains?

@Lightsworn Panda He is still alive as of AoL.

I blow all of your little ideas out of the water. I would either date Cultivation or turn gay for Odium, depending on my mood at the that particular time.

"Have you no shame? Coming into another's house with such awful puns..." *shakes head* "Kids these days."

Hmm... If they misbehaved too badly you could also Lash them so they hang in the air, use Lightweaving to remove all light then watch them as they slowly go mad living alone in a senseless state. But if you did that the chances of getting paid decrease substantially.

I would either go to Hoid and tell him what I know about the Cosmere, then see how he reacts to that info. Because I know how to make bombs that Wax's Scadrial can only dream about I reckon I could make myself either too risky to fight/ to valuable to get rid of. Or I would go to Dalinar and that lot, use my convenient blue eyes to get an audience and basically use the same technique. Too dangerous to fight/ Too valuable to lose. Then apply science to Fabrials and see how it goes. Hoid is far more dangerous than the Kholins but he is also far more adept than them with magic. Which is basically what I would want in that in that situation. He would never really think of me as a threat but if I inflicted enough damage he would pause and perhaps hear me out. If not, meh, I hope he would end it quickly. Dalinar is safer but a longer road to magic. I would have the Diagram to battle but if Dalinar acted soon enough he could end the Diagram before it was a threat. Their is no way the Diagram would ever predict an Earthling.

Use Awakening to Awaken 10,000 or so animals of various species, none bigger than a bulldog. Then play army men with them.

What type of stone will they be? Will they both be the same type or different?

The RAFOnator appeared

Mini-Steel Inquisitor. So much more terrifying.

Theory: Divine Breath could be made by Endowment directly injecting Investiture into the gap in the Spiritweb that houses the Breath. Forcing 'crack' in the Spiritweb open to accommodate Endowment's Investiture. theory from Nymp.

Vasher: sword fighting. Kaladin: surgery. Jasnah: scholarly pursuits. Lopen: romancing women. Rock: cooking. Sazed: religion. Tindwyl: leadership. Vin: thievery. Lift: awesomeness.

If Miles Hundredlifes had been given to a mad scientist instead of killed, and that mad scientist then proceeded to supply him with sufficient gold for healing whilst strapping him to a guillotine, cutting off his arm waiting for it to heal then cutting it off again. Repeating for Miles' remaining life. Would his arm continuously grow back or would it stop after a couple of years? If Marsh goes to Nalthis and gets a Returned to heal him, would that fix the Flaw? Could enough Breaths do that? If several hundred Drabs were forced to copulate with each other and each generation born was turned into a Drab and made to copulate with the other Drabs. Continuously doing this with each and every generation born in this 'experiment'. Would the children at any stage cease to have an innate Breath? Can Progression be used to increase muscle tissue in animals? Can a 'modern' Fabrial use Breath as fuel instead of Stormlight?

How? Stormlight Adhesion Gravitation Division Abrasion Progression Illumination Transformation Transportation Cohesion Tension Edit: well, now that I'm no longer suicidal ( statement of fact. not a plea for attention. *sigh* people usually assume it's a plea for attention but no, my every living moment entails thoughts of suicide. It's beginning to become annoying. ) I shall endeavor to finish this thingie off tomorrow after I get some other irritating 'life' things out of the way.

Cons: -is only collectable in a high storm. -will slowly leak out of any container.

Pros: -Stormlight enhances all of the bodies physical attributes and is good at healing.

This is to ascertain what Knowledge we have about Hemalurgy. What are it's Pros, Cons and How does it work? Pros: How does it benefit society and individuals? Cons: How does it negatively affect society and individuals? How?: What do we know about it's inner workings? Example Pro: Stormlight heals. Con: Is a limited resource. Can only be gathered in a Highstorm How: Is Inhaled by Surgebinder. I'm going to compile these facts and opinions into groups for ease of archiving. When you post could you please use the tags. Tags are as follows: Pro-for the Pro list. Con-for con list. How-for how list. Off-topic-for discussion about the posts. Theory-for something unproven but highly likely. Question-for when you think the list is wrong. This is going to be spoilertagged to separate the different Surges

He would dominate any battlefield he was on. Compound weight, speed and strength charge in and punch the opponent. ( I'm no scientist but I believe that if someone who could pick up a large tractor and throw it a couple hundred metres, punch a person they wouldn't survive ) They explode before they are even aware that they are fighting someone. Or they could Compound weight and fire coin after coin blasting through Shardplate or anything that gets in the way. Now all we need is a list of what benefits Stormlight has and what a Windrunners Surges can do.

"Fine." *takes out hand axe* "If you are squeamish I suggest you look away." *walks over to the random table, places arm on it. ( noise of axe hitting table idk ) Cuts off arm, flips axe into the air. Grabs arm throws it into a basket. grabs the axe chops off leg. Wobbles as the arm and leg regenerate, puts away axe. Throws leg into basket. Takes out mop, cleans up blood.* "Well that was easy. Anything else?" *walks to the door, stops, looks back.* "I will want some of that food." *leaves*

Spoiler alert. CrystalBodies and SmurfAquamarineBodies are one and the same. *Maniacal laughter* Though if there are alcoholic beverages that need to be consumed count me in.

Hold up. How much you need? That sounds pretty good, I like blueberries, they are blue therefore I likes all the blue food. I may be willing to sacrifice some small portion of myself. But only in the name of Blue Science Guy. EDIT: punctuations and smurf

nah, not really.

*shrugs and spins* "so..." *pulls out two Atium Spikes* "who wants to play mad smurf?"