I am in my third year of college, and I have not the slightest idea of what major to pick. I feel like a terrible horrible failure/parasite whenever I think about it. Also, I seem to have no idea how to study, and whereas I used to be a somewhat decent writer, I now have trouble writing one page. I also seem to have no ambitions with which to motivate myself, and have no clue what I'll be doing in two years. I apologize sincerely for turning this cheerful discussion of life goals and the accomplishment thereof into a depression/guilt fest.