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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
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Despite what my friends will tell you, I am not a smartarse. I'm a skilled and trained professional in pointing out the obvious. I also speak fluent sarcasm.
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Chocolate comes from cocoa. Which is a tree. Which makes it a plant. So chocolate is a salad. Yes?
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I sent out a text today saying "I've lost my phone, can you call it?" I got eight calls...... I need smarter friends.
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Hmm, not sure how I feel about being followed by a self confessed assassin.
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Don't worry. I only go after New Zealandites.
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Eep
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"Assassin son son Burgundy wore Burgundy on the day he was to kill an Alvron. The clothing was a Shardic tradition, and he did as his masters required. Though he had not asked, they had explained. 'Burgundy to be bold. Burgundy to not blend in with the night. For if you are to follow a Sharder, he has the right to see you coming.'"
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Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learnt.
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What madness is this? Twi is less than a hundred upvotes from dethroning the reigning Rep King, Kobold King.
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The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
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The world is so unpredictable. Things happen suddenly, unexpectedly. We want to feel we are in control of our own existence. In some ways we are, in some ways we're not. We are ruled by the forces of chance and coincidence.