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  1. Alvron

    ˙ǝɹnʇɐɯɯı ǝq sʎɐʍןɐ uɐɔ noʎ ʇnq ˙ǝɔuo ƃunoʎ ǝq ʎןuo uɐɔ noʎ

    1. Kipper

      Kipper

      ¡noʎ 'bop ʎןs noʎ

    2. Alvron

      Alvron

      ˙ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ʇı pıp xıqnɹ uǝɥʍ ɯoɹɟ ɐǝpı ǝɥʇ ǝןoʇs ı ˙ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇou

    3. Kipper

      Kipper

      ˙xıqnɹ ǝʞıן sɹǝʍod ǝʞıן-pob ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop ı ʇnq 'ןןǝʍ sɐ ןןoɹʇ ɐ ɯɐ ı ˙ןןoɹʇ ɐ ɥɔns sı xıqnɹ

  2. Alvron

    Reality is nothing more than an illusion; albeit a persistent one.

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    2. WayneSpren

      WayneSpren

      If reality is an illusion...the internet must be real.

    3. Kasimir

      Kasimir

      Life is a dream — that knows no shade.

      Life is a dream — of pain and woe.

      A dream from which — we pray to wake.

      A dream from which — we wake and go.

    4. Kipper

      Kipper

      Have not all souls thought

      For many ages that our body is wrought

      Of air and fire and other elements?

      And now they think of new ingredients;

      And one soul thinks one, and another way

      Another thinks, and 'tis an even lay.

  3. Alvron

    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

  4. Alvron

    When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.

    1. A Joe in the Bush

      A Joe in the Bush

      Please stop staring at me.

    2. Alvron

      Alvron

      Then stop moving. You're throwing off my aim.

  5. Alvron

    There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.

  6. Alvron

    To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

    1. Kasimir

      Kasimir

      It's complex.

    2. Haelbarde

      Haelbarde

      They argand

  7. Alvron

    I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

    1. Haelbarde

      Haelbarde

      Pray do tell!

  8. Alvron

    Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...

    1. Kipper

      Kipper

      I wish I could upvote this.

    2. A Joe in the Bush

      A Joe in the Bush

      Hey Kipper, you can upvote status now.

    3. Kipper

      Kipper

      Thanks Joe. Fixed.

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