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Baine

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  1. ...What? I... can't make sense of this...
  2. Sell. The Wedding will go without a hitch, but immediately after is when all calamity breaks loose.
  3. It's the yeast that makes it leavened, not wheat. You might be thinking of gluten.
  4. ...I think Satsuoni should be on the "people to avoid in dark alleys" list.
  5. King of Nowhere, on your post all I see is a bunch of jumbled symbols... did you break the forum?
  6. Perfect for those people who just can't decide between the metals!
  7. The silliness is the best part! I just leave the 600-page Realmatic dissertations to the big kahunas.
  8. I'm not sure if she actually can free the slaves outright, by Alethi law, without paying off the slave debt.
  9. How big is a fully-grown Koloss? Is it like a few weeks before their hearts give out?
  10. Awaken a banana to trip over Lifeless! (I wonder how long we can keep this going?)
  11. ...What exactly is paternalistic about Shallan helping the slaves? I mean, would it have somehow been better if she were a darkeyes and helped them?
  12. Wasn't it just a few weeks ago that Peter was at 1337? Now he's in the 2000s! It moggles the bind...
  13. I agree. These pages are a Riot!
  14. The Mythbuster tested that. It didn't work. As a side note, what if the Mythbusters were on Scadrial? In the modern time, of course. Should I start a new thread for that?
  15. You know, I always thought that too! I guess I assumed the Shattering destroyed Yolen.
  16. *In unision* Hello, Swimmingly!
  17. This forum should be safe. Computers are made of metal, so the circuitry involved with displaying pixels should be safe, right? ...Right?
  18. ...So I can't use a knife or baseball bat or steel pipe or other weapon? That narrows the list. Also, Bobcats are kinda small. I'm 6'3". I can kick that thing into oblivion. I think I could also handle a wolf or something similarly sized.
  19. What, it doesn't already?
  20. How do we know that Shallan's Father was a kind, caring person before her mother tried to kill her? Everyone thought it was in character for Him to murder his wife and her mother in a fit of rage, although it did probably get a lot worse after the incident. Even after reading all of WoR, I find myself unable to sympathize for Shallan's abusive father.
  21. You know those plastic covers on the dust jackets of library books? WELL YOU CAN BUY THEM TOO AND BE ABLE TO CARRY THE AWE-INSPIRING DUST JACKET AROUND WITH YOU! Seriously, they're awesome. Google "Dust jacket protectors" or something. I put them on all my hardcovers.
  22. Actually, beureaucracy was directly created by Odium to inspire hatred and corruption and apathy. Laws are okay though.
  23. Grrr... I've reached my quota of upvotes, so I can't upvote any of this hilarity!
  24. Hey Chaos, is there a rep level for that high?
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