Peng the Just

In the meantime, I challenge mailliw73 to a battle of wits! EDIT: This will happen princess bride style. We both have glasses, one of which is poisoned. I will PM ashiok which glass is poisoned. You simply choose whether or not to switch glasses.

if you're going to spend the equivalent of millions of USD to awaken a sword then there is only one command you could logically pick: "Sing. poorly."

wait a second... if we live in the hushlands... and the librarians control everything in the hushlands... and the admins control this site... Chaos, Rubix, Shiv, FirstRainbowRose etc. are all clearly evil librarians.

On my math test, most of the questions were addition and subtraction. Then there were suddenly a series of problems asking me to find the quotient. I guess you could say there was a .... surge of division

"BLEND! BLEND! BLEND STORM YOU!"

cosmere smoothie! ingredients: 3 small sourmelons (sel) 1 sellafruit (roshar) 3 cups of simberry jam (roshar) 2 cups of ice 1 human shaped cotton cloth ~50 breaths 1 blender instructions: take apart the blender. we don't have electricity in Roshar, so we need something else to power it. Remove the motor and put the cotton cloth in its place. Awaken it with the command "turn things when yelled at." reassemble the blender. Combine all ingredients in the blender and put the lid on it. Scream at your blender continuously. The awakened cloth should start to power the gear train and blend your smoothie. when you feel your smoothie is completely blended, stop screaming at your blender. Pour smoothie into a cup and add investiture to taste.

melody?

Edit: sorry the pictures are so big. my computer is being wierd

Odium?

the stormfather?

put metal belts on the kids, and use allomantic pushes and pulls to control them. Leash kids without the cumbersome leashes!

let the cats reign! all hail our feline overlords!

shinovar?

is it a person?

yalb? melody? king tarvangian on a bad day?

You forgot cloak of mists. You can't have mistborn without mistcloaks

I think: Preservation would be green, maybe green white. Green is most concerned with tradition and maintaining the status quo. Ruin is red. Red likes smashing things Honor is white Odium is black red Cultivation is green blue Endowment is also probably white Dominion is black Devotion is white? Maybe. I'm not as sure on this one

I would like to sign up to be a quick fix gm

"Sir, the lemmings are attacking the squirrel division""Release the corgi" "But sir..." "I said release the corgi!"

Give a couple lifeless squirrels orders to "run and hide." use them to play hide and seek.

play simon says. Make nightblood simon. Simon says destroy evil. Your brother looks pretty evil. I'm pretty sure he stole your candy.

1) tell 'good natured' horror stories that they will love. 2) Then, when they go to bed, riot their fear. Every shadow becomes a demon and every noise a monster. 3) take all the spheres they use illuminate the house and leave. 4)Profit.

Are you on kurk's list yet? Because you should be

that's the plan . it's not long enough or complex enough to be a full game.

I edited it in relatively recently. ... how about two upvotes?